Spike The Gremlin
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[00:00:00] Donyetta: [00:00:00] Welcome to Le Twins Experience with
[00:00:06] Kim: [00:00:06] Kim
[00:00:06] Donyetta: [00:00:06] and Donyetta.
[00:00:07] Kim: [00:00:07] Now let’s get back on our bullshit.
[00:00:21] I’m Kim. And I’m Donyetta. And welcome back to another episode of Le Twins Experience.
[00:00:32] Donyetta: [00:00:32] It’s still, I got no theme song.
[00:00:35] Kim: [00:00:35] Surely don’t I’m gonna talk to them. I’m a salon. And some of y’all there, the
[00:00:39] Donyetta: [00:00:39] windows started blocking some of y’all.
[00:00:42] Kim: [00:00:42] Hm. The ones that be singing on a low, low.
[00:00:48] Donyetta: [00:00:48] Happy sisters out.
[00:00:50] Kim: [00:00:50] I sent you,
[00:00:52] Donyetta: [00:00:52] you know what? We might need to
[00:00:53] Kim: [00:00:53] see that, you know, we don’t say we don’t sound great, but we don’t say I’m bad.
[00:00:59] Donyetta: [00:00:59] We get some [00:01:00] Otto. We’ll be like, Roger out. Hello,
[00:01:05] Kim: [00:01:05] shoot girl. I was cutting up these doggone lemons for my little fake drink right here. You can.
[00:01:19] I got these knives from Amazon. They are so good. And they were like $90 for like a whole set, maybe more than that, but them shits are sharp.
[00:01:33] Donyetta: [00:01:33] All right. Fred Kroger,
[00:01:35] Kim: [00:01:35] I cut. This is like the 10th time that I have cut myself. Them. Those knives are like, That’s that should be like about $500 because those knives are sharp.
[00:01:46] That’s my
[00:01:47] Donyetta: [00:01:47] biggest fear. Now that I cook a lot is cutting myself. Like I want to dice like Amarillo, but I’d be like, And one, cause baby, I need these fingers, the type I got an office job. [00:02:00] Woo.
[00:02:00] Kim: [00:02:00] And listen, well, you have knives for a long time and you’d never sharpened them. You don’t realize how bulbs they are.
[00:02:07] Cause when I got these ones, I was like, Whoa,
[00:02:10] Donyetta: [00:02:10] my name is where like a fingernail file. And then I ordered it. So I was like, Oh, it’s supposed to be easy.
[00:02:16] Kim: [00:02:16] This is how a knife works. I don’t know what I was doing at Bucher. I cut my door and then they have this, you know, most nights has come with a scissor,
[00:02:25] Donyetta: [00:02:25] ah,
[00:02:26] Kim: [00:02:26] girl to scissor because it made, so I’m like who, who made the knitter ninjas made this knife set because shoot, I got cut.
[00:02:36] Oh, Oh,
[00:02:37] Donyetta: [00:02:37] I’m a plate. Just start wearing like some mittens every time you cook now.
[00:02:41] Kim: [00:02:41] No, I had to cause your girl ain’t got, but so much blood to give, like I’m gonna pass out up in his room,
[00:02:49] Donyetta: [00:02:49] be like, Oh, did we talk about what’s going on in our weight and maca?
[00:02:56] Kim: [00:02:56] No, cause we ain’t got shit going on this week.
[00:02:59] Like getting ready [00:03:00] for
[00:03:00] Donyetta: [00:03:00] Thanksgiving. Can you believe it’s about to be Thanksgiving? Like, what is it a year ago?
[00:03:07] Kim: [00:03:07] I,
[00:03:08] Donyetta: [00:03:08] I thought the year was going to be slow because we’re mostly going to be confined indoors. Cause of COVID it is like zero to a hundred
[00:03:16] Kim: [00:03:16] real quick flying by like, I’m still trying to figure out what I’m gonna do for things like I ain’t going nowhere.
[00:03:23] You know, if we do, we go into my mother-in-law’s house, which she lives like a mile and a half down the road. That’s the only place we go on if we go in anywhere. But. I got to learn how to make a Turkey real quick.
[00:03:35] Donyetta: [00:03:35] That should be practicing.
[00:03:37] Kim: [00:03:37] I’m going to send you the recipe I have. Cause it is in my food network recipe box for years.
[00:03:45] Cause that’s the only way I make a Turkey. If I make a Turkey out, I’ll make Turkey more because nobody eats the damn thing. But I like ham myself,
[00:03:52] Donyetta: [00:03:52] to
[00:03:52] Kim: [00:03:52] be honest. Yeah. My husband likes him. I don’t like him really. Hi
[00:03:57] Donyetta: [00:03:57] ham. And then the next day, Ben, buy me a [00:04:00] sandwich. Yes. So, but yeah, this would be my first time hosting Thanksgiving.
[00:04:08] Like I cook and I’m a good cook, but I’ve heard so many Turkey stories gone wrong. Look, if I blow it up, I’m going to crack a barrel.
[00:04:18] Kim: [00:04:18] I told you, you put a whole lemon. cut the lemon in half, put it in the gut, take a whole onion. Don’t cut it. Just throw it in there. Okay. And that will keep your whole Turkey.
[00:04:33] You don’t have to base it. None of that stuff. You just season up your Turkey, how you would season it up and you put it in the oven. I have, um, I don’t know what those pans are called. Even when he got one hands with the top one, it, those metal cast iron or whatever. I cook it in that with the top one. And I think be moist girl.
[00:04:54] Donyetta: [00:04:54] I don’t want it to be like national Lampoon’s Christmas vacation when she went to couldn’t answer,
[00:05:02] [00:05:00] Kim: [00:05:02] but make sure, cause you know, the turkeys come frozen.
[00:05:06] Donyetta: [00:05:06] Yeah. You know what? I I’m having one deliver. It’s going to get here tomorrow. So I got. Five days,
[00:05:13] Kim: [00:05:13] girl read the issue. Cause you know, they have instructions on it. Right?
[00:05:16] Donyetta: [00:05:16] Okay.
[00:05:17] Kim: [00:05:17] Read the instruction is how long it might say take it out two days or whatever.
[00:05:21] How many days before make sure you take it out before, because you can’t be cooking. No frozen, frozen Turkey. That is going to be a disaster.
[00:05:29] Donyetta: [00:05:29] Let me go get some ramen noodles just in case. So we got to play it. You
[00:05:32] Kim: [00:05:32] sounded like I’m a chef. I can’t, I could cook very little y’all. I can cook. I can cook well, but I only cook like a handful of things.
[00:05:43] All right, ladies and gentlemen,
[00:05:45] Donyetta: [00:05:45] next up we have our song picks of the week that we add to our Spotify playlist that you’re going to subscribe to because Kim takes a lot of time to curate it.
[00:05:55] Kim: [00:05:55] Not really. I just go to the song and hit, add the playlist, and then it just goes,
[00:05:58] Donyetta: [00:05:58] it took you a lot of time and [00:06:00] care.
[00:06:00] Right? It
[00:06:01] Kim: [00:06:01] took me out words and days and weeks, and months and years. So I’m gonna need y’all to go subscribe
[00:06:06] Donyetta: [00:06:06] to the playlist. She hadn’t made a custom link for y’all and everything
[00:06:10] Kim: [00:06:10] be up for now. Easy. I made it easy. So you could scroll up right now and click on a playlist and follow it on Spotify if you want to.
[00:06:18] But yeah. So this week, guess what? Y’all.
[00:06:22] Donyetta: [00:06:22] What
[00:06:23] Kim: [00:06:23] your girl got us a premium subscription to Spotify.
[00:06:28] Donyetta: [00:06:28] You pay, you pay for it.
[00:06:32] Kim: [00:06:32] Stayed, slipped up and sent me a three month free link. So you don’t get addicted. I’m good for three months of Spotify. So I don’t wait and listen to my boy, Trey Songz album.
[00:06:47] Donyetta: [00:06:47] So you can skip and fast forward.
[00:06:49] Kim: [00:06:49] I could do all of the apps by the pilot,
[00:06:52] Donyetta: [00:06:52] from the bottom. Now we here. Hey,
[00:06:57] Kim: [00:06:57] so I listened to Trey Songz [00:07:00] album. I love Tracy. I love him. He is like first Beyonce for concert performers then is Maxwell.
[00:07:14] Donyetta: [00:07:14] Yes, he does.
[00:07:16] Kim: [00:07:16] Number three is Trey songs
[00:07:21] Donyetta: [00:07:21] trace such an arrogant little snots to
[00:07:24] Kim: [00:07:24] see him live. Oh my God. Me and my friend, Alison would see him. We would have oldest two in the room. Okay. I was looking around like, where are we? Who all of these. 1820 something year olds at the Trey saws, Casa. I’m like, he is my age. Well, he’s older than us, right?
[00:07:42] Donyetta: [00:07:42] Yeah. About our age. If not older. Yeah.
[00:07:44] Kim: [00:07:44] There were kids up in there. I felt like someone’s mother. I am someone’s mother.
[00:07:49] Donyetta: [00:07:49] Really? He felt like, you know, your mother, you feel like you’re a mother.
[00:07:54] Kim: [00:07:54] Yes. But girl, that tri salons concert, that was like one of the best. And we will. [00:08:00] You could feel the sweat like coming off of his body, I’m
[00:08:04] Donyetta: [00:08:04] surprised his little pretty behind we’ll sweat and Trey songs like was, uh, like, uh, personally run into he’d be one of them like little pretty capitals or something that you have to like, hold up,
[00:08:20] Kim: [00:08:20] you spend a pretty Kappa.
[00:08:22] Donyetta: [00:08:22] Yeah. Like one of them old, just prissy dudes. Wait and Delta
[00:08:27] Kim: [00:08:27] as well, like cool. Like Yappo red, black and white.
[00:08:31] Donyetta: [00:08:31] We’re cool. It’s just a different type of fella. They’re usually like the more manicured, um, if being a capital was a person, it would be more like a Victor Newman type of man, you know, just like the more mannequin or type of fellow.
[00:08:55] Kim: [00:08:55] Well, they do walk around with a cane and that’s a little prissy.
[00:08:59] Donyetta: [00:08:59] And bow [00:09:00] ties.
[00:09:03] Like they’re pretty, they call themselves pretty boys. They’re pretty boys. So, I mean, if you like pretty boys, like I like Kappas. I have friends that are Kappas. I’m dated capitalists, but Trey songs, he was, he just too South for me. And he’s so what was going on? There’s a gnat in here. I feel like I’m under attack, but it’s just one.
[00:09:26] Kim: [00:09:26] You good. Let her attack you. Cause you’re trying to get after my boy, Trey, you go lead tray song for me.
[00:09:34] Donyetta: [00:09:34] I could probably fight Trey songs and wind a little pretty sellable.
[00:09:37] Kim: [00:09:37] Okay. So my song pick of the week is Trey songs hit different and this is from his newest album. And I’m gonna need y’all to go listen to this on, but let me just, let me read you off a couple of the lyrics to get
[00:09:50] Donyetta: [00:09:50] you in.
[00:09:51] Okay. What mood? Oh, I’m nervous. We go,
[00:10:00] [00:10:00] Kim: [00:10:00] the shit hit different. When we both faded. I’ll put the tip in. Watch you.
[00:10:12] Yeah, no, it ain’t a party till we both naked. Take them off. Take them
[00:10:18] Donyetta: [00:10:18] off, please.
[00:10:20] Kim: [00:10:20] And we ain’t finished
[00:10:22] Donyetta: [00:10:22] till your legs
[00:10:23] Kim: [00:10:23] get shaken. Ooh.
[00:10:28] Donyetta: [00:10:28] Yeah. Kim, any help you need help?
[00:10:32] Kim: [00:10:32] I’m gonna need y’all to go listen to this though.
[00:10:35] Donyetta: [00:10:35] How many jobs that’s y’all’s kids listen to our Apple playlists.
[00:10:39] Kim: [00:10:39] The song is explicit.
[00:10:42] And so it was this show, but go check it out. It’s good. I like it kind of, I’m an RMB. I love it. So what’s your pick for the week?
[00:10:53] Donyetta: [00:10:53] So my song pick of the week is a classic. It’s so opposite when it comes to [00:11:00] music. So this one takes me back to college days. If, especially if you’re from the South, you hear this song and you’re going to go out.
[00:11:11] You might get in a fight. So I went with Knuck. If you buck, uh, about crime mob, it is feature little scrappy, baby. No dude.
[00:11:23] Kim: [00:11:23] Who’s that chick. She
[00:11:29] Donyetta: [00:11:29] is awesome. So yeah,
[00:11:32] Kim: [00:11:32] she is. Yup. To no. Try. It was never cool in New York
[00:11:46] Donyetta: [00:11:46] when he was on that song, he was dang
[00:11:49] Kim: [00:11:49] scrappy. I didn’t even know he was on now. I don’t even really know Louis scrappy. And so he was on love and hip hop. I knew him cause he used to be,
[00:11:59] Donyetta: [00:11:59] um, [00:12:00] and one of those little, one of those groups, like little John had, so he used to be on that like little John type Crump type music.
[00:12:11] Kim: [00:12:11] Um, scrapping, he, it,
[00:12:15] Donyetta: [00:12:15] he can’t, he just looked fat and silly.
[00:12:20] Kim: [00:12:20] Like, I don’t know why women’s have to, um, keep up appearances. The gods could just let themselves go all the way off. Like how
[00:12:31] Donyetta: [00:12:31] you ever see, like, people use the data in high school, like college, you’d be like, thank God I didn’t end up with you.
[00:12:37] What’s your CT, Caroline and your big belly,
[00:12:40] Kim: [00:12:40] the sand desert, quite a few like that. Quiet. I just thank my lucky stars. Like I
[00:12:47] Donyetta: [00:12:47] feel like I look better than I did in my early twenties and like late high school, but I be seeing some of these dudes and I be like, Ooh, you a whole catfish
[00:12:59] Kim: [00:12:59] girl. I’ll be [00:13:00] like, Did have the cameras and the light in gotten that much better?
[00:13:04] Or do we just because I look at of Facebook memories, like, what are you thinking?
[00:13:13] Donyetta: [00:13:13] So open, I used to wear one color, eye shadow all the way up to my brow. I didn’t know about this blending different three different colors thing. And it used to be the light eye shadow. Or I used to have this phase in life when I was like 19, where I used to dress like a video model.
[00:13:33] So I had my fake Chloe shades with the heart, autumn, and I used to wear, I still wear graphic tees, even this one, but I used to wear a shirt that said like, you know, different little sayings and like in sparkly letters. And I used to wear stilettos to class on time. That’s probably what my damn knees hurt now.
[00:13:50] But yeah, I used to think I was like, I used to think I was a video girl or being a video girl was cool back when they actually look cute. Not these
[00:14:02] [00:14:00] Kim: [00:14:02] uh, I saw Megan the stallion new video. I’m like, what are you going to stop? Shaking yo ass? Like,
[00:14:08] Donyetta: [00:14:08] she’s done her 20
[00:14:09] Kim: [00:14:09] minutes. Ain’t she? But she’s talented. Like her, her songs sound like she’d be like, And she’s beautiful. Naturally beautiful. Well, I don’t know the like Nicki Minaj, cause I’m like, I like my like little Kim was never out there shaking her ass.
[00:14:27] Like she would a sexy clothes, but Kim and Foxy, I ass
[00:14:36] Donyetta: [00:14:36] shaking her ass. Cause she was too busy talking about deep throat. She, she . She had that, where you can see her lips was about to come out that day, then Sue bottom. And I don’t mean to look like around her.
[00:14:53] Kim: [00:14:53] She dressed provocatively and she pose provocatively, but she was a rapper.
[00:14:58] She wasn’t out here doing [00:15:00] skipper moves. Okay.
[00:15:02] Donyetta: [00:15:02] She don’t have no stripper body.
[00:15:04] Kim: [00:15:04] I’m sick of Sam, Megan, the stallion twerk, like I’m over it. Um, I’m over, I’ve been over it. I met me. I’m just too old for this
[00:15:15] Donyetta: [00:15:15] little kid was so nasty.
[00:15:20] Kim: [00:15:20] She had a dirty mouth and she, she, she definitely, she pushed, you know, the envelope far,
[00:15:28] Donyetta: [00:15:28] but
[00:15:30] Kim: [00:15:30] spit like Mickey, but not, I never liked her because I’m like you share a talent.
[00:15:35] Like I don’t need to see yo tits and ass every day. Like I liked her when she first
[00:15:40] Donyetta: [00:15:40] came out
[00:15:41] Kim: [00:15:41] and she’s a very pretty girl, but her
[00:15:43] Donyetta: [00:15:43] attitude is garbage. Yeah.
[00:15:45] Kim: [00:15:45] Yeah. When Safari left her, she went downhill. Like you ain’t have a hit since Safari left.
[00:15:50] Donyetta: [00:15:50] Let’s keep an eye
[00:15:51] Kim: [00:15:51] on it.
[00:15:53] Donyetta: [00:15:53] If we’ve seen pictures of safaris, uh, when you meet a person he left, [00:16:00] um,
[00:16:01] Kim: [00:16:01] I think they made a, um, a model of safaris.
[00:16:08] Donyetta: [00:16:08] His third leg is like
[00:16:13] Kim: [00:16:13] a mule. I used to like Nikki until I think it was Safari lap. I just, she changed and
[00:16:21] Donyetta: [00:16:21] she seems angry all the time. And
[00:16:24] Kim: [00:16:24] not that I remember ass it’s too fake and just act and
[00:16:29] Donyetta: [00:16:29] baby, I can
[00:16:30] Kim: [00:16:30] see did y’all have a baby? Remember when Charlotte gave her
[00:16:35] Donyetta: [00:16:35] a donkey of the day, because she was complaining because her album was number two, but she’s on the complainant because it was number two after Cardi B and Charlemagne gave her the donkey of the day.
[00:16:44] He’s like, you know, how many people would kill to have the number two record in the country?
[00:16:48] Kim: [00:16:48] You know?
[00:16:49] Donyetta: [00:16:49] And I was like, he got a point as much of a jerk as he can be. He
[00:16:52] Kim: [00:16:52] a point she’s, uh, yeah, she’s ungrateful. And she was hating on Kati. Like you can’t be number one [00:17:00] forever. Unless you’d be answering, but you can be, uh, we going to get into beyond say app,
[00:17:05] Donyetta: [00:17:05] you know what I mean?
[00:17:07] No, not right now.
[00:17:11] You see anybody attack me? Why are you so hard on Cardi? She’s talking about? Cause Cardi doesn’t write her own raps. Do people like us commoners like me or you care about if you write your raps or do we care about the whole package of the performance?
[00:17:28] Kim: [00:17:28] Um, so , so what w w w Han
[00:17:34] Donyetta: [00:17:34] and I,
[00:17:34] Kim: [00:17:34] and you had a hit since he left.
[00:17:37] So am. But yeah, like saying
[00:17:40] Donyetta: [00:17:40] here about if you write your own like wraps, I care about like the total package, the presentation. Are you a good performer? Do I like your song? Do I want to listen to it more than once? And she’s talking about semantics. I just don’t. Most people don’t write their on wraps anymore.
[00:17:57] Everybody’s not a JZ. [00:18:00] No,
[00:18:01] Kim: [00:18:01] I’m over it. I’ve been over her. We need some new blood, like.
[00:18:07] Donyetta: [00:18:07] Well, the new blood gonna keep working though. That’s the problem. These young girls, all they do is work.
[00:18:12] Kim: [00:18:12] I don’t need to see your thumb. And they sh and then the new V I don’t even know the new videos called it, came up on a shared room or something, and it’s like 20 girls in a row ass out.
[00:18:23] And they all twerk the whole video. I’m like, what else? Y’all got,
[00:18:29] Donyetta: [00:18:29] I feel like growing up, like,
[00:18:32] Kim: [00:18:32] I remember, number
[00:18:34] Donyetta: [00:18:34] one, I, the thing that I was always taught that I should be as smart. And then you worry about being pretty. I think the first thing that these wouldn’t want to do is like, be desired sexually, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but let me tell you about men.
[00:18:50] They will sleep with anything with a hole between his legs
[00:18:53] Kim: [00:18:53] and anything, even
[00:18:54] Donyetta: [00:18:54] if it don’t smell good, even if you know what I’m saying. So
[00:18:58] Kim: [00:18:58] likes the mofos. Yeah.
[00:19:00] [00:19:00] Donyetta: [00:19:00] So they have my guys cheat on girls. They don’t never have a cheat on the girl was somebody that looked better than the girl. So like ma men are going to desire you anyway.
[00:19:12] That’s not something you need to work on, work on getting the bag. We’re going to be a smart work on. Oh no. And
[00:19:19] Kim: [00:19:19] you look back on last, the avid child,
[00:19:23] Donyetta: [00:19:23] even the Bible. Talk about that. Ah, shoot
[00:19:27] Kim: [00:19:27] all of that. Um, both toxin, silicone, and you doing, that’s going to catch up with y’all. It’s gonna catch up with y’all.
[00:19:33] Okay. You, you see Kay, Michelle, right? Well, you ain’t seen came Michelle cause. Oh, wow. Um, you know, she, she was getting those butt shots back in the day. Like they were pumping them with who knows what kind of chemicals and stuff. And that’s just spread when all through her bloodstream, like messed up. Oh, Oh,
[00:19:56] Donyetta: [00:19:56] just do some squats.
[00:20:00] [00:20:00] Kim: [00:20:00] Call it a day. I don’t
[00:20:02] Donyetta: [00:20:02] get it.
[00:20:03] Kim: [00:20:03] Okay. We’re going to get him to black girl magic, but I want to get into this Beyonce. Okay. Cause you’re good. Oh, was online.
[00:20:14] Donyetta: [00:20:14] Okay. Now, now let me tell you that
[00:20:16] Kim: [00:20:16] this could be the bullshit or this the real bullshit of the week. Okay. I told Donyetta when drip two was dropping,
[00:20:23] Donyetta: [00:20:23] she ain’t even know
[00:20:30] what I was doing. drip too. Right, right now, right
[00:20:38] Kim: [00:20:38] now. Okay. So we all ended up. I had my phone out, I had my computer out. I had this stuff in my car. Ready to go
[00:20:45] Donyetta: [00:20:45] read till you told me to get the app. Cause I was going to try and do it on the computer
[00:20:50] Kim: [00:20:50] because the app had a headstart. This is the
[00:20:52] Donyetta: [00:20:52] bullshit they gave
[00:20:53] Kim: [00:20:53] the app a one hour headstart on the website.
[00:20:57] So luckily I had the app and he [00:21:00] popped up. So I was right to go. The police coming. They already know I’m mad. They know man
[00:21:08] Donyetta: [00:21:08] ringing the alarm.
[00:21:11] Kim: [00:21:11] So I had everything in my car ready to go. When the countdown went to zero, the button popped up. I hit the button. Nasha was spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning it, loaded, loaded, loaded, loaded.
[00:21:23] I’m like, y’all are not going to do this to me one more. Again, it was loading and the loader I went on the computer, same thing, loading and load it. Finally, when it comes up. I only have a hoodie and some cargo pants and my cart, the hoodie is sold out.
[00:21:40] Donyetta: [00:21:40] Like
[00:21:43] Kim: [00:21:43] what time it came out. Four o’clock. So it was, must have been like four Oh six or something.
[00:21:47] It was so out by four Oh six. I said, this is some like, huh, what are y’all ordered like 10,000 pieces? Like, how is this sold out that fast? How, [00:22:00] so I only got a pair of cargo pants, which I’m going, probably sell because I’m just I’m
[00:22:05] Donyetta: [00:22:05] man. I’m apparently where she said, Oh, sale.
[00:22:11] Kim: [00:22:11] I’m a sell it for like $400. I need to make a profit off of it.
[00:22:16] Donyetta: [00:22:16] You probably,
[00:22:17] Kim: [00:22:17] you could. I bet. You’re good. I couldn’t even get a whole outfit. I would have to pair it out with something else beyond say, you know, I went to the crazy love. I went to the ms. Carter. I went to the, on the run. I went to all the tours. I went to all the tours and you don’t want to let me get low Ivy park.
[00:22:37] You don’t want me to be great. What, what would it be? Great. Beyonce. She wants you to say save your moms. I’m a revoke my free membership from the beehive. Cause I’m mad.
[00:22:48] Donyetta: [00:22:48] She have, uh, in case you’re listening to this and watching it, I just want to be clear about his voice is talking. It’s not Don Jada’s. It is kill
[00:22:57] Kim: [00:22:57] me while di yatta got hooked by an outfit like [00:23:00] that.
[00:23:01] Donyetta: [00:23:01] And Kim, to get an outfit that I might wear, it is like, it is like a Megan, the stallion Ivy park outfit. It’s cute though. The body that’s supposed to be in it though.
[00:23:18] Kim: [00:23:18] It’s black. Everybody could wear that. It’s
[00:23:20] Donyetta: [00:23:20] black. Hm. Well, it’s supposed to be delivered tomorrow. We’ll see.
[00:23:25] Kim: [00:23:25] I didn’t even check the tracking.
[00:23:26] That’s how uninterested I am and get in my one pair of pants.
[00:23:31] Donyetta: [00:23:31] She going to get that and be in love,
[00:23:34] Kim: [00:23:34] but then you know why I was looking for some doc Martins yesterday. And I went on I drip to he and now something like, Oh
[00:23:45] Donyetta: [00:23:45] shit. I found the back door.
[00:23:49] Kim: [00:23:49] All they had was plus size. That’s it? Oh, everything was Luz
[00:23:54] Donyetta: [00:23:54] order that plus that you know how to sell, you know, a seamstress.
[00:23:58] Kim: [00:23:58] Yeah. Make it work, [00:24:00] man. The one time I tried to get something like, y’all just don’t want, that would be great.
[00:24:05] Donyetta: [00:24:05] Cause last time he was asleep, he was taking a nap. First
[00:24:08] Kim: [00:24:08] I fell asleep. I was tired,
[00:24:11] Donyetta: [00:24:11] you know? Yeah. I know why you didn’t get none. Cause you said something about it the first time. And remember I was like, beehive, please don’t leave B.
[00:24:21] Kim: [00:24:21] in lime green in the winter,
[00:24:24] Donyetta: [00:24:24] it, your account was probably set up, met to be able to get anything because they heard what you said. You do not talk. Ill about Beyonce and get blessed by the way. Let me tell you something
[00:24:35] Kim: [00:24:35] do with that. Yeah. Either got a dog or a Peloton bike.
[00:24:48] Donyetta: [00:24:48] my comment on that. I got a
[00:24:49] Kim: [00:24:49] notification. So
[00:24:52] Donyetta: [00:24:52] if I see her and that doorbell,
[00:24:54] Kim: [00:24:54] Peloton sports bra, if she posts her Peloton cold, say a [00:25:00] boss up big. If she posts that she’s on a, beyond a Peloton ride.
[00:25:06] Donyetta: [00:25:06] Um, I don’t know my coach. Yeah. And I’m not teen sports bar this year. Cause y’all know I came to wait, but I did that B I did one of the Beyonce workouts.
[00:25:17] How was it if humble was a person.
[00:25:25] They had so many upbeat songs and they were like, yes. And I was like, no, no. Like I haven’t, I haven’t been on the Peloton in like two months. Cause I moved out of my apartment. My apartment complex had three of them. So that’s how I got into riding. And then when I moved here to the house, I ain’t handled Peloton yet.
[00:25:44] So that to Kim, when I tell you, first of all, my ass hurts so bad because I’m not used to the seat no more. I was about to go buy a diaper or overnight maxi pad or something.
[00:25:57] Kim: [00:25:57] Oh, so it has like a real cycling seat.
[00:26:00] [00:25:59] Donyetta: [00:25:59] Yes. And so you really gotta, like, I just moved just there. My butt said,
[00:26:07] Kim: [00:26:07] yeah, it’s
[00:26:08] Donyetta: [00:26:08] a real cyclist.
[00:26:09] See, like, And I fought a fade and I thought it would hurt so much since I didn’t got fat. But
[00:26:15] Kim: [00:26:15] no, because they hurt your butt bones. It’s not just your bones. I know because of that, like last week I hadn’t been on there forever.
[00:26:23] Donyetta: [00:26:23] Yeah. But it’s on fire. Yes.
[00:26:26] Kim: [00:26:26] Those butt bones are what hurts, but yeah,
[00:26:29] Donyetta: [00:26:29] that class was pulled off.
[00:26:31] Kim: [00:26:31] Please. Don’t join is Peloton Colt. Because
[00:26:36] Donyetta: [00:26:36] I’ve been in it for some years, but y’all know I’m like shady with the way I post, like, y’all don’t know nothing about me. Cause the way I pose you, like you can gather like some things, but yeah, like when I moved people were like, congratulations, what side of town did you move on?
[00:26:53] Go look on social media. I answered them questions yet. I live in Atlanta. That’s all you okay.
[00:26:59] Kim: [00:26:59] If [00:27:00] you’re a black. You’ve been living under a rock.
[00:27:05] Donyetta: [00:27:05] Wait, you have to be black and living under a rock.
[00:27:09] Kim: [00:27:09] Cause every black person, no, the fresh Prince of Bel-Air has their 30 year reunion. It just came out this week.
[00:27:17] Right. Yesterday
[00:27:18] Donyetta: [00:27:18] was the first day. Yeah.
[00:27:20] Kim: [00:27:20] So we both off the last night,
[00:27:23] Donyetta: [00:27:23] some black people I know, didn’t know. Cause I know I told one specific person and he was like, Oh my God, thank you so much for telling me about this. It’s
[00:27:32] Kim: [00:27:32] been since last week, I’ve been seeing like previews of it, but Oh my God, it was so good.
[00:27:40] Like, it was just everything. And I wanted to give black girl magic the real on Bev.
[00:27:53] she wasn’t on bed the real time
[00:28:01] [00:28:00] Donyetta: [00:28:01] on bed,
[00:28:05] lighter complexity, but she was black.
[00:28:09] Kim: [00:28:09] You know, she got white and her family stopped playing
[00:28:12] Donyetta: [00:28:12] style.
[00:28:14] Kim: [00:28:14] Have you seen her today?
[00:28:16] Donyetta: [00:28:16] Tell me, have you seen
[00:28:18] Kim: [00:28:18] her? Okay, black women, we age, I find wine, baby. We don’t be having all of this cracked and screw. We don’t be having none of that difference
[00:28:29] Donyetta: [00:28:29] and screwed like chopped and screwed music, crap and screwed.
[00:28:36] Kim: [00:28:36] She’s looking rough. She, whatever, half of her black, she had cracked all the way off.
[00:28:45] Donyetta: [00:28:45] You know, our lighter complexity, brothers and sisters age more like their Caucasian cousins.
[00:28:55] Kim: [00:28:55] That’s what I said. She had a white armband cause you know, she got a white and her family,
[00:29:05] [00:29:00] like, you know, I wouldn’t have fake cable. This show
[00:29:10] Donyetta: [00:29:10] at this desk check. This is
[00:29:16] little Nicky. And then when they came back for the season, we’re like, But she did fit better. Light-skinned I fit better. Cause I know we was all wondering where Hillary came from. It’s like the Huxtables why Denise had bright light. But he flipped and Claire, and then he clipped. Daddy is like, I got so many questions.
[00:29:47] Kim: [00:29:47] Okay. The fake on bib was, um, her surrogate mother that works.
[00:29:53] Donyetta: [00:29:53] Gosh, what no fake aren’t there. Or are [00:30:00] we going to say never to them was black.
[00:30:03] Kim: [00:30:03] The Y um, she, she has age not, well, okay. Back to black girl magic.
[00:30:09] Donyetta: [00:30:09] We don’t know how she is though. She could be 83 for all we know. And that made me she’s eight she’s
[00:30:14] Kim: [00:30:14] 72.
[00:30:17] Donyetta: [00:30:17] She looks good for 72 because that she
[00:30:20] Kim: [00:30:20] does not that’s she doesn’t. She. Okay. I ain’t gonna talk about this woman because she has lived alone, but
[00:30:28] Donyetta: [00:30:28] we’re talking about her. God bless her. First of all, you call them white. There you call her fake on you. And then he said she has not aged well at all. I think we’ve covered all the bases.
[00:30:40] I’m talking to him. The next thing about her that’s bad is that she got a flat booty for a black girl. That’s cause we’ve covered everything else, but like the real
[00:30:50] Kim: [00:30:50] arm pivots. Yeah. It’s okay. The real, um, Bab looks like, um, like Sheila good. Like, I’ve been
[00:30:57] Donyetta: [00:30:57] just like she did when she did that dancing [00:31:00] episode ballet.
[00:31:02] And she was like, then she fell out at the end when she went out there. Yeah.
[00:31:06] Kim: [00:31:06] But listen, I’m there. Her name is Janice Hubert.
[00:31:12] Donyetta: [00:31:12] Yep.
[00:31:15] Kim: [00:31:15] When she came back and told her truth to will.
[00:31:21] Donyetta: [00:31:21] I just got goosebumps.
[00:31:23] Kim: [00:31:23] I just felt that like, in my soul, like you knew when she said, when you label a black woman is difficult and Hollywood, she says she lost everything.
[00:31:36] Donyetta: [00:31:36] She’s at family members like ostracized, her like turned against
[00:31:40] Kim: [00:31:40] her. Now he has a little backstory. If y’all didn’t watch it. Either pause this podcast and go watch it or just listen, where we going to say, okay,
[00:31:49] Donyetta: [00:31:49] if you didn’t watch it already, you Lang so you might as well keep listening and try not to watch them
[00:31:53] Kim: [00:31:53] already.
[00:31:53] You know what we talking about? So I’m fed Janice here, but she got, she was really pregnant in real life. [00:32:00] So, I don’t know. She said that she was only going to be working two months, I guess she was going to be on maternity leave for a portion of the next season, which was like season four of freshmen’s Emelia and they didn’t want to pay her what she was worth.
[00:32:12] They wanted to cut her pay. And she said, no, you’re not cutting my pay. This is what I’m worth. So they said, fine. Then we’re going to recap your role. Yeah. So she said that she was never fired. She was not difficult. She said I’m not going to work for less than what I’m worth and will was the one that kind of got people against her and told people that she was difficult to work with.
[00:32:41] Donyetta: [00:32:41] Because leading up
[00:32:42] Kim: [00:32:42] to it, like during her
[00:32:43] Donyetta: [00:32:43] pregnancy, she did say she was like in a bad spot personally. And she was in an abusive marriage. And so she would come to work and she didn’t smile anymore. We all have many of us let’s raise our hands, then been at work with a bad attitude because of what’s going on in our personal [00:33:00] lives.
[00:33:00] Well, she
[00:33:01] Kim: [00:33:01] says she could have a bad attitude. She just wasn’t talking to people and, you know, as social as she probably used to be, she didn’t
[00:33:08] Donyetta: [00:33:08] smile. She was miserable and they didn’t know. They just noticed a change in her, the bubbly presence that they knew, and they didn’t know why she had was, you know, cause they didn’t know she was going through so much personally.
[00:33:22] Kim: [00:33:22] But she told her, sorry, was so much grace and like elegance. And you couldn’t just, after I saw that asset, will you were a real Dick when you were 21. Okay. You were, and you have this production company now you better give on Viv some jobs. I want to see her in a movie when y’all get back into production.
[00:33:41] I want to see her as some shit for Overbrook. Next year, don’t play with me. Will Smith. Cause they used to drag
[00:33:47] Donyetta: [00:33:47] each other first feel on the internet. They hated each other, but while I was watching them talk and you can see the tears in her eyes and you can see the tears in his [00:34:00] eyes. And that was for me, that was up there with the reunion of Nettie and silly and the color purple.
[00:34:07] Kim: [00:34:07] Me and you must nap apart.
[00:34:12] Donyetta: [00:34:12] Yeah.
[00:34:13] Kim: [00:34:13] 27 years.
[00:34:16] Donyetta: [00:34:16] That’s a
[00:34:17] Kim: [00:34:17] C for 27 years. And I couldn’t get the gist if the rest of the cast hadn’t seen her either because they didn’t say anything, but I kind of felt like they didn’t either.
[00:34:28] Donyetta: [00:34:28] I think they didn’t either. Um, but Oh, it was so beautiful. And then like, so I like.
[00:34:37] Secretly crush on will Smith. Cause like the man that he is today, I think he’s up there for me. He’s up there with Barack Obama and he clipped Huxtable, even though he clip, is it a real person? And bill Cosby is
[00:34:47] Kim: [00:34:47] creepy. Um,
[00:34:50] Donyetta: [00:34:50] but like just to like. Uh, just to like, to be able to have that conversation. And then for both of them to admit like the wrong and the offenses that they [00:35:00] did to each other, the offenses that they did to each other, I was over here crying like a baby.
[00:35:05] I was like, that takes a lot of like growth and character to be able to do
[00:35:11] Kim: [00:35:11] it. It really does. Cause she could have came in here angry. He could’ve came in here angry and they could have duked it out, but they handled it like two professionals. And I think will has, uh, he has probably a lot more to lose.
[00:35:25] So he had to come at it that way. But when she said her truth, like will couldn’t say anything about it. Cause you can tell he was wrong.
[00:35:35] Donyetta: [00:35:35] I can tell, I thought he was about to cry when she said she was in an abusive relationship. And I remember him saying like, now that I have kids, now that I’m married, he’s like, I get, I get like, like I said, I’ve come to work sometimes.
[00:35:48] And I ain’t smiling just because of whatever’s going on in my personal life. Um, but I, my job has never been, um, In jeopardy because of it, you know what I’m saying? Um, so like to see [00:36:00] those tears in his eyes, I was just like, don’t, I’m blinking fast, you know, don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do
[00:36:06] Kim: [00:36:06] it. It’s too much.
[00:36:06] It was too much. Yeah. Oh my God. Just seeing all that. I used to watch freshmen. We all watched freshmen’s every week. Like when I was watching those. The shells, we called it that the Carlson not no news, your wealth to be low. Like I still can’t do the dads will say he gets, what is that left to? Right.
[00:36:26] Donyetta: [00:36:26] I don’t know my body don’t.
[00:36:29] I know. I remember like when Ashley Banks kiss Tevin Campbell on the show, remember that
[00:36:35] Kim: [00:36:35] my God
[00:36:37] Donyetta: [00:36:37] boys to me, and was at little Nikki’s christening,
[00:36:43] Kim: [00:36:43] it’s just .
[00:36:45] Donyetta: [00:36:45] Nia long was on that show.
[00:36:47] Kim: [00:36:47] Everybody was on. So wait,
[00:36:50] Donyetta: [00:36:50] but Tisha Campbell,
[00:36:51] Kim: [00:36:51] Don Cheadle, they showed him on the special Donald Trump. Like everyone been through that show.
[00:36:58] Donyetta: [00:36:58] I remember that episode, [00:37:00] Tisha Campbell is sitting in a basement on a tri sick girl getting known my nerves that she was fired. And she really blew my mind. I don’t know if the body is hers,
[00:37:12] Kim: [00:37:12] Matt,
[00:37:13] Donyetta: [00:37:13] you
[00:37:13] Kim: [00:37:13] remember the song?
[00:37:15] Donyetta: [00:37:15] Well, she popped off in Phoenix. Yeah.
[00:37:19] Kim: [00:37:19] But look here we were, we were watching versus Jeezy against who was it?
[00:37:27] Donyetta: [00:37:27] Gucci.
[00:37:29] Kim: [00:37:29] Oh, we were watching verses and we
[00:37:33] Donyetta: [00:37:33] couldn’t, you were not kill was watching that. Coonery I couldn’t stomach it.
[00:37:40] Kim: [00:37:40] First of all. First of all after y’all thank y’all all starting an hour late. Like
[00:37:48] Donyetta: [00:37:48] what I was shooting in emit and magic city, so that it was probably been entertained before.
[00:37:54] Kim: [00:37:54] I mean, I know it’s free watching it on Instagram.
[00:37:57] I’m watching it on Apple TV and, uh, my husband’s and [00:38:00] cow, cause I ain’t paying for Apple TV. He got us on the TV and I’m logged into his account. So that’s how watch it on the TV.
[00:38:08] Donyetta: [00:38:08] What’s mine is yours. And what’s
[00:38:10] Kim: [00:38:10] showing up like Gucci and the other one, like
[00:38:17] Donyetta: [00:38:17] Patti LaBelle and Gladys one hour late,
[00:38:21] Kim: [00:38:21] 10 minutes, but late, late.
[00:38:26] Donyetta: [00:38:26] then I know probably why they was late. Cause the whole damn crew, everybody had to go through metal detectors. She,
[00:38:33] Kim: [00:38:33] and I hope they got COVID test up in Nia. Cause that was crazy. Okay.
[00:38:38] Donyetta: [00:38:38] Why did y’all Gucci mane and ain’t mad mane and Jeezy, Brandy and Monica filmed in Atlanta too. Do you know where they filmed that?
[00:38:50] Kim Tyler
[00:38:51] Kim: [00:38:51] Perry studio? They weren’t at the scripting club
[00:38:55] Donyetta: [00:38:55] Negroes have magic city now magic city. [00:39:00] It was one of the strip clubs or the strip club that, because it looked great just because it’s popular, but really, really, so that’s how we knew it was going to be a whole hot, it’s going to be hot and it’s going to be a mess.
[00:39:11] And it was,
[00:39:13] Kim: [00:39:13] you don’t even like start out with yo hits. Like I watch it for half an hour and it’s up to like 40 minutes for me to know one song.
[00:39:22] Donyetta: [00:39:22] I watched it for five minutes and I was like, decade
[00:39:26] Kim: [00:39:26] plus. So. Bad. Like there was so much tissue,
[00:39:31] Donyetta: [00:39:31] there was more attention in the road and Brandy and Monica,
[00:39:35] Kim: [00:39:35] it looks brand new.
[00:39:37] Every time Gucci went up and, and Jeezy was like, this
[00:39:45] Donyetta: [00:39:45] sat back it’s loud.
[00:39:46] Kim: [00:39:46] And like, I ain’t giving this. And word and timing and then goose enough.
[00:39:52] Donyetta: [00:39:52] Like
[00:39:53] Kim: [00:39:53] it, it was horrible.
[00:39:56] Donyetta: [00:39:56] Like,
[00:39:56] Kim: [00:39:56] and then these small balls had on trench, [00:40:00] cheesy hat on a dog for a co and a script and club Jeezy had what’s the other one
[00:40:07] Donyetta: [00:40:07] Gucci,
[00:40:09] Kim: [00:40:09] Gucci had on a Gucci trench. It w what was that
[00:40:14] Donyetta: [00:40:14] camel?
[00:40:15] Like? What. So, Oh, and we did forget a little bit of the backstory is that they thoroughly like dislike each other. So like back in the day, so they’re both Atlanta rappers. Yeah. And so at one point Jeezy, uh, and one of his songs, he said that he would give a bounty of $10,000. If somebody can take like the so icy or whatever chain off of Gucci, Mane’s neck.
[00:40:45] And one of the people who was going to be signed to Jeezy’s record label, bum rush, the house that Gucci man was in and Gucci made shot. The dude, the dude died, Gucci man was charged with [00:41:00] murder, but then he pleaded self-defense. And so the case is no Gucci went to jail for alleged rape, right? Hold on. Why did Gucci go to prison as Google?
[00:41:13] And 2014, he pleaded guilty to possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. He agreed to a plea deal that would result in him being in prison until late 2016. According to the FBI, he was released. His release date was September 20, 2016. How many times has Gucci been to jail? Nah, I’m
[00:41:33] Kim: [00:41:33] a convicted felon. So when he did to get the convicted felon,
[00:41:38] Donyetta: [00:41:38] it says Gucci was arrested approximately nine times during his hip hop career has spent over four years incarcerated.
[00:41:44] J Jeezy, Gucci I’m in. And 2005 Gucci mane was attacked by a group of men in Decatur, Georgia, Maine, and his cronies shot at the group killing one. Man police led learn that the victim was Pooky [00:42:00] Locke. Gucci was arrested in Pooky lock Lala locks. Yeah.
[00:42:08] Kim: [00:42:08] Okay.
[00:42:08] Donyetta: [00:42:08] And so that was, uh, an associate. An artist of Jeezy.
[00:42:14] So, yeah, so it’s just like, it was a lot of tension. They spent the whole time make the making digs at each other. They play all the distracts that they made about each other. That would be like Jay Z and NAS doing a versus, and then nods plays ether.
[00:42:35] Kim: [00:42:35] eat there. Like
[00:42:37] Donyetta: [00:42:37] you play that at your cookout at your house. Like they spent the whole time, like firing shots at each other. It was thoroughly awkward, thoroughly uncomfortable Jeezy was trying to be. At the point that I saw and he was like, you know, man, we’re doing this for the culture. You know, we doing this for Atlanta and Gucci man was like F that ass man.
[00:42:58] I told you, I don’t want to [00:43:00] do this. If where they, it was. I was calling her out.
[00:43:03] Kim: [00:43:03] Uh, how old is Gucci? How do you spell it? Gucci man, Gucci
[00:43:07] Donyetta: [00:43:07] Gucci brand. And that main is it’s not man. Kill this Maine. M a N E like mane and tail. Remember that here? The tail
[00:43:16] Kim: [00:43:16] what’s a mane, Gucci mane,
[00:43:19] Donyetta: [00:43:19] Gucci mane.
[00:43:21] Kim: [00:43:21] Y’all got me out here.
[00:43:22] Sound like a white girl. I get that often that I talk like white girl by yes. 40 years old
[00:43:29] Donyetta: [00:43:29] limit. And the Shea with a freeze pop.
[00:43:33] Kim: [00:43:33] I’m going to
[00:43:35] Donyetta: [00:43:35] freeze cup.
[00:43:36] Kim: [00:43:36] Well, he got one child who was his child and where they at. Okay. But he’s your peoples.
[00:43:43] Donyetta: [00:43:43] Keisha just had a baby. I know she’s pregnant.
[00:43:46] Kim: [00:43:46] She’s pregnant. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:43:49] He’s from Don. Yeah, the neck in the woods.
[00:43:52] Donyetta: [00:43:52] What part of Alabama?
[00:43:53] Kim: [00:43:53] Bessemer, Alabama. Birmingham.
[00:43:57] Donyetta: [00:43:57] Bessemer is Birmingham. It’s like a [00:44:00] area outside of Birmingham with the freeze cup.
[00:44:05] Kim: [00:44:05] Okay. So Gucci’s 40. How old is Jeezy proud about the same. Jeezy is 43. He from Columbia, South caca, Laka.
[00:44:20] Donyetta: [00:44:20] I thought they were both from Atlanta the way they wrap it.
[00:44:23] Kim: [00:44:23] So yeah. Oh my Lord. Oh, wait. Now, you know, Jeezy is a geisha Jedi by yes. From the real, this’ll got three kids, right? Ju Darious Jenkins. D so you took who’s there he is. Why do you put John in front of Darious? Oh, his name is Jay.
[00:44:49] Donyetta: [00:44:49] So
[00:44:53] Kim: [00:44:53] Jenkins, Amara nor Jenkins. Shy [00:45:00] heme drink waste it’s her parents are not going to stay up
[00:45:04] Donyetta: [00:45:04] for that. Wow. Yeah.
[00:45:08] Kim: [00:45:08] Danny Meyer is not going to be Jenkins. I
[00:45:15] I think so. Yeah. Gucci mane. Jamie ma and Jeezy Jean, my friend.
[00:45:24] Donyetta: [00:45:24] So if I had to pick a favorite rapper between the two, it would’ve been in Gucci Bay. Really? I, yeah, but I didn’t watch it. Cause that was just some coonery Gucci mane is the East Atlanta Santa
[00:45:42] Fe with the freeze cup.
[00:45:44] Kim: [00:45:44] All right. So do y’all remember shine?
[00:45:49] Donyetta: [00:45:49] He went to jail.
[00:45:51] Kim: [00:45:51] Yes. Remember when perfect. To
[00:45:54] Donyetta: [00:45:54] say,
[00:45:56] Kim: [00:45:56] remember with poppy was with J-Lo and that little, [00:46:00] what happened? Somebody shot up a club or something and Sean took the, um, he did jail time, right? I think . Is this, the living girl shot an election.
[00:46:17] And, um, Billy’s is he from beliefs? Yes, Sean is from beliefs, so he did his jail time and then he got deported back to Belize. He ain’t got back to the States, but he ran for the house of representatives and won. And Billy’s not the
[00:46:30] Donyetta: [00:46:30] us. He has the biggy voice. Like his voice sounds similar to biggie.
[00:46:37] Kim: [00:46:37] Yeah,
[00:46:38] Donyetta: [00:46:38] shine. I remember that whole J-Lo debacle and puff daddy, daddy, whatever he goes by now and shine.
[00:46:46] Kim: [00:46:46] Ooh, daddy. Ain’t shit. And remember J-Lo left Diddy. After that, she was like, I’m out. I sign up for this mess. Dan copped at the police station,
[00:46:58] Donyetta: [00:46:58] reading
[00:46:59] Kim: [00:46:59] the interview.
[00:46:59] Donyetta: [00:46:59] She [00:47:00] did. And she said when she was dating Diddy, like she would literally be going from hotel to hotel in New York, banging on doors, trying to figure out like the rooms.
[00:47:09] He was in, cheating on her. And she said that, that, uh, running with the police, that was the last straw.
[00:47:15] Kim: [00:47:15] And you see
[00:47:16] Donyetta: [00:47:16] he going to write her he’s toxic, like Chris Brown, he gonna write her songs to this day and send her wedding gifts and stuff like that. But. You try you toxic. It’s just toxic.
[00:47:26] Kim: [00:47:26] Sandy I’ll have no good.
[00:47:28] Say about him. He, he mess up your career. He didn’t treat anybody could Cassie.
[00:47:35] Donyetta: [00:47:35] So he didn’t do Cassie. Right?
[00:47:38] Kim: [00:47:38] Cassie left him and got pregnant by her little sexy five husband and his name, Cassie. He fine.
[00:47:47] Donyetta: [00:47:47] He was her personal trainer.
[00:47:51] Kim: [00:47:51] trainer.
[00:47:54] Donyetta: [00:47:54] Let me, I’m drinking my wine. It’s tea. Ciao go. CA
[00:48:00] [00:47:59] Kim: [00:47:59] that’s rice stick.
[00:48:00] It’s a little ditties, dirty ass. He get on my nerves, man.
[00:48:05] Donyetta: [00:48:05] Say that girl for like 10 years. Bye Felicia.
[00:48:09] Kim: [00:48:09] You out there living the good life and his mansions with his load sun and looked like his dog gone twin and dancing as shit and all his artists where they had, I just, and
[00:48:19] Donyetta: [00:48:19] when he was in that relationship still at Cassie, but then Kim Porter died and he wrote this big, she’s the love of my life.
[00:48:27] And I should have married. You.
[00:48:29] Kim: [00:48:29] Isn’t that some shit like Cassie should have chopped his Dick off right then and there, like,
[00:48:34] Donyetta: [00:48:34] and then when she left him after that, he would make Instagram posts and be like, Hey, if any of y’all talked to Cassie, tell her I posted this Luther Vandross song or something stupid like that.
[00:48:45] No, we’re not going to tell her,
[00:48:47] Kim: [00:48:47] but wait, did you see the video of Diddy? Um, jumping in the pool with his dad guts? No dad, bod, he looks
[00:49:00] [00:48:59] terrible. And that’s what you get Diddy
[00:49:03] Donyetta: [00:49:03] recently.
[00:49:04] Kim: [00:49:04] You’re fat and old. It was this week
[00:49:07] Donyetta: [00:49:07] that looked like that time. JZ jumped in the pool. Why y’all made all these funny pictures about it. Yeah. Look at the video. You guys hate the internet.
[00:49:25] nothing but a troll
[00:49:26] Kim: [00:49:26] 50 cent is all about what he said about daddy.
[00:49:31] Donyetta: [00:49:31] Hey, share the video of him in the pool. Let me see. I hate the internet
[00:49:38] Kim: [00:49:38] city. I’m gonna need you to be one of them, dudes that we had shirts at a pool, nobody congratulations to shine. Did he, did you dirty, took the rap for him? But you in the house of representatives and your home country, I believe so kudos to you.
[00:49:56] Donyetta: [00:49:56] black boy, Julie Black girl magic and black boy joy.
[00:50:00] [00:49:59] Kim: [00:49:59] You know, I’m happy for him. His pulse set from hip hop to the house of representatives.
[00:50:09] Donyetta: [00:50:09] Hey, skipped the part about prison, but all right. What?
[00:50:12] Kim: [00:50:12] Isn’t trace Tory lanes from somewhere else too. Yeah,
[00:50:16] Donyetta: [00:50:16] I didn’t need to send him back for shooting Meg and the foot and he just pleaded not guilty.
[00:50:20] Kim: [00:50:20] No, Megan needs to stay right here. Cause if he’s, it may give, he shot you in the foot. You bet a snitch. You ain’t in no Colby. You ain’t know
[00:50:29] Donyetta: [00:50:29] he did it. He’s still denying it.
[00:50:32] Kim: [00:50:32] No, she wouldn’t cooperate with the police.
[00:50:35] Donyetta: [00:50:35] But after that, she’s called for, and she said it on Instagram that he did it and he, cause she wouldn’t tell him at first, but then he just kept talking and talking and you know how you get with snitches.
[00:50:45] You tired of them lied on you. And she posted a video and say, yeah, shot me in the foot.
[00:50:51] Kim: [00:50:51] And I was, I said, Megan VCR, you should have said that up front. You know, I
[00:50:56] Donyetta: [00:50:56] had put it, uh, I had put it in the show notes, but we decided that [00:51:00] day that it wasn’t worth talking about. But she said she didn’t say that he, she didn’t even admit that she had been shot when the police were there because she said they black and she didn’t want to be around the police no longer that she had to.
[00:51:13] So she was like, everything’s cool. But she’s limping and blood is part of her feet, but she was like, everything’s cool. Does that.
[00:51:22] Kim: [00:51:22] You not in the hood, this ain’t boys in the hood. Yeah. You turned out to police and black people,
[00:51:28] Donyetta: [00:51:28] police and black people
[00:51:32] Kim: [00:51:32] show ass and you let him free. So you take whatever shit is coming your way.
[00:51:36] I don’t care what he say about him. You let him go. You either kick his ass or shut the F up about it. I don’t want to hear nothing out of her. Torque and little behind go some way and torque
[00:51:46] Donyetta: [00:51:46] you, cause she twerk it. But if it’s working, we be throwing him under the bus. I would throw him Kim. Well, I would throw his little five foot he short to
[00:51:57] Kim: [00:51:57] see, but you know what?
[00:51:59] I saw [00:52:00] Tory lane in Barbados, like three years ago. He’s what’s that? Sorry. I think it was really, I don’t know. I can’t tell people why, but look, he puts on a good show. And if you sat Megan, the stallion, you got away with it. So keep on pushing on it because she’s a dummy, she’s a dummy.
[00:52:22] Donyetta: [00:52:22] And he knew who hit a woman or especially shoot a woman kick writes with no shoes on.
[00:52:31] Kim: [00:52:31] It’s like a battered woman. Okay. You
[00:52:35] Donyetta: [00:52:35] things, but that don’t mean we will not let him off the hook. First of all, I just looking at your picture. First of all, you ugly. If you gonna be shooting people, at least be attractive.
[00:52:44] Kim: [00:52:44] And you know, he got that here. Transplant thing. Oh, How
[00:52:48] Donyetta: [00:52:48] I remember when Nikki Minaj said so far, you got a hair transplant,
[00:52:53] Kim: [00:52:53] Nikki.
[00:52:53] See, this is why you ain’t had no hits. Cause you keep talking bad about Safari. This is your problem, [00:53:00] Nikki. You won’t be so far and he’s
[00:53:02] Donyetta: [00:53:02] teeth gonna fall out. His skin could melt off in his whole entire body, but his third leg is still the size of an Ulster dangling
[00:53:12] Kim: [00:53:12] from God. Eric, a minute is enjoy it
[00:53:16] Donyetta: [00:53:16] all time.
[00:53:20] Kim: [00:53:20] That one is
[00:53:22] Donyetta: [00:53:22] it’s like, that was like, that was from the devil. Cause this is going to drive you crazy and your life is going to be in shambles. Must is gone now. That’s that’s got a spell on it.
[00:53:34] Kim: [00:53:34] Bye Nikki. Hi Safari. Hey
[00:53:42] Donyetta: [00:53:42] Safari’s fingers. Since I was already down the wrong path, he is.
[00:53:49] Kim: [00:53:49] I’m thinking that’s all.
[00:53:53] Donyetta: [00:53:53] Let me say so
[00:53:53] Kim: [00:53:53] far. We Samuel, if that’s his real name too Safari Samuels
[00:53:58] Donyetta: [00:53:58] Wikipedia, because [00:54:00] everything on Wikipedia is true.
[00:54:02] Kim: [00:54:02] Six feet.
[00:54:03] Donyetta: [00:54:03] He’s our age. He’s 39. He’s born on the 4th of July in 1981. It’s a fart. Oh sweetie.
[00:54:11] It’s five foot seven one. I bet he is.
[00:54:18] But no, I take that back cause Todd does not mean anything.
[00:54:23] Kim: [00:54:23] Um,
[00:54:29] Donyetta: [00:54:29] well, who was it? Was it super or hoops said about Shaquille O’Neal
[00:54:36] Kim: [00:54:36] what’d she said, no, he is too big to not be packing.
[00:54:40] Donyetta: [00:54:40] Oh, she said, no, it’s a very.
[00:54:44] Kim: [00:54:44] No. See that, that just seemed fair. That is just not life. If look, you can’t have big boobs and the big ass, like you got to pick and choose
[00:54:56] Donyetta: [00:54:56] mega stallion is an anomaly that might be [00:55:00] why she won’t stop working.
[00:55:05] I think everything on her is real C, but you know what, you know what, who they’ve also said that about Jay Z.
[00:55:15] Kim: [00:55:15] You can’t have it all.
[00:55:19] Donyetta: [00:55:19] I think it was super headset, but like I said, he could block off the sun and they, cause I remember one time I was listening to Ricky smile and it’s like, that’s why y’all say crazy.
[00:55:30] A love drunken love.
[00:55:32] Kim: [00:55:32] Okay. Speaking to Jay Z,
[00:55:35] Donyetta: [00:55:35] he didn’t hear it.
[00:55:38] Kim: [00:55:38] You boy, JC now love me some JZ. Okay. He’s from New York. I’m from New York. We both from Burroughs. I saw with B we both love Beyonce or does she won’t give me no damn Ivy park. She
[00:55:51] Donyetta: [00:55:51] just, she won’t stop. She just a glutton for punishment. Just won’t stop.
[00:55:57] See looks [00:56:00] crazy
[00:56:01] Kim: [00:56:01] probably.
[00:56:05] Oh my God. Like, it’s unbelievable. Like, I, I can’t even believe this is Jay Z. First of all, he has a dad bod. I mean, he was never, he was always skinny. Right? He was always like a skinny dude and tastes
[00:56:21] Donyetta: [00:56:21] really tall, I think. And slim.
[00:56:23] Kim: [00:56:23] His gut is out to hear his hair been looking terrible for like the last two, three years, but it looks awful nap.
[00:56:33] Donyetta: [00:56:33] JZ is six foot
[00:56:33] Kim: [00:56:33] two. Mm Hmm.
[00:56:40] Donyetta: [00:56:40] Well, I’m looking at these pictures.
[00:56:42] Kim: [00:56:42] You gotta look like this and you look like that. Like how, how is that? Okay.
[00:56:48] Donyetta: [00:56:48] Maybe he’s trying to gain weight. Cause you know, being on set right now is thick. Y’all say, and if she throwing it back, you gotta be able to catch that. Jay Z is he’s born in 1969.
[00:56:58] Kim: [00:56:58] Yeah.
[00:56:58] Donyetta: [00:56:58] So I mean, come [00:57:00] on,
[00:57:01] Kim: [00:57:01] listen. We don’t see him no more for a reason. This is the reason
[00:57:05] Donyetta: [00:57:05] he looked good in black as King, but his hair was just silly. He, his body was like, I always remember it, you know? Ooh,
[00:57:17] Kim: [00:57:17] JZ don’t even bring yo behind a versus until you get it together. Cause nobody wants the, all of this.
[00:57:22] You know, I
[00:57:23] Donyetta: [00:57:23] know exactly what the problem is. Remember I said, you don’t talk bad about Beyonce and you don’t get punished by God. You surely do not cheat on her. And the wrath of God is not a fall upon your head. So this ladies and gentlemen is karma.
[00:57:40] Kim: [00:57:40] First salons kicked Joe ass in the elevator. And now this.
[00:57:44] Congratulations. You played yourself. I hate to bring up these Trump lovers, but this fool little Wayne and he’s a dog on folk. Cause y’all know he’s a convicted felon, right? I don’t remember what he did, but he did something in New York and he did [00:58:00] his time on Rikers Island. So this boy is a convicted felon and he was charged just this week for a possession of.
[00:58:11] A gun, a hand gun in Florida. But look, the possession of the gun was of course a Trump
[00:58:18] Donyetta: [00:58:18] level, a Florida,
[00:58:21] Kim: [00:58:21] you know, he lived in Miami, right?
[00:58:24] Donyetta: [00:58:24] Is that where roaches live at. Cause that’s what he looks like.
[00:58:28] Kim: [00:58:28] He needs to go there and just stay there and just don’t come out. Cause you just, I don’t understand, like I know that little, what is it?
[00:58:36] Cash money. Wasn’t paying you your coins, right? Because. Didn’t Drake have a problem with, um, young money not paying him or something. Yeah, man.
[00:58:47] Donyetta: [00:58:47] Be having them daddy contracts.
[00:58:51] Kim: [00:58:51] So I know Birdman was keeping all your coins, but you gotta have some way to afford a full time security guard. Like why are [00:59:00] you carrying a gun?
[00:59:02] Donyetta: [00:59:02] thing I’ll always remember about little Wayne, his routine summit.
[00:59:07] Kim: [00:59:07] Bet.
[00:59:08] Donyetta: [00:59:08] And there was an episode of teen summit and it was the one about HIV and AIDS. And I remember him saying he. You know, and he was aware about what HIV and AIDS was, but he was never going to use condoms cause it just feel better.
[00:59:20] And I’d be doubt gone if this little treasure troll don’t have like five kids by 10 different women. Yeah. Why I keep letting these trifling ugly dudes ride dog.
[00:59:31] Kim: [00:59:31] He was future before it was future.
[00:59:34] Donyetta: [00:59:34] He was future while he was in high school. So he’s been working on this for a minute. He didn’t perfected this crap, like why y’all keep letting these, these myths of the streets, throw out to the streets.
[00:59:46] Why keep letting them be in y’all ain’t ever be in you. And
[00:59:50] Kim: [00:59:50] then they got hooked up with him.
[00:59:54] Donyetta: [00:59:54] What’s wrong with these people.
[00:59:56] Kim: [00:59:56] So I guess they think, cause they chartered a plane that they saved, like, like the [01:00:00] authorities won’t be waiting for. They ass at the airport.
[01:00:03] Donyetta: [01:00:03] Shit. I’ve been on a private plane before.
[01:00:07] I didn’t have to go through the airport. I think I just hold on. It was a different airport and the airport, everybody, they take
[01:00:15] Kim: [01:00:15] you to the clear ports.
[01:00:17] Donyetta: [01:00:17] Yeah, but
[01:00:18] Kim: [01:00:18] GIP security and wallet app a when, when the rappers be on the planes getting high and shit, the pilot’s quarter Popo and they be waiting for them on the tarmac at the clear port that gets you up
[01:00:30] Donyetta: [01:00:30] pilot, like you got a person to shift.
[01:00:32] You need a person apply that don’t be using these pilots that just fly private planes. No, they ain’t
[01:00:37] Kim: [01:00:37] that rich. He ain’t JV. Baby probably got her same pilot every time.
[01:00:42] Donyetta: [01:00:42] Some, you don’t have a puff daddy’s trainer.
[01:00:47] Kim: [01:00:47] Cause he don’t give a F listen, have you ever seen paparazzi, a Jay Z and Beyonce getting on a plane or doing none of that? They keep their shit tight.
[01:00:57] Donyetta: [01:00:57] I only see them out in the middle of the ocean, but you know, [01:01:00] if I were Jay Z and if the rumors about me were true and my third leg, I probably wouldn’t care.
[01:01:07] Kim: [01:01:07] Ham is swaying it. Oh
[01:01:14] Donyetta: [01:01:14] yeah. Cause when he gains weight, does that game wait to
[01:01:21] Kim: [01:01:21] Beyonce? That’s why she had to get that, but bigger. Cause she couldn’t do all of that.
[01:01:27] Donyetta: [01:01:27] Like boobs for women. Does that gain weight when they gain weight or no?
[01:01:31] Kim: [01:01:31] Oh no.
[01:01:33] Donyetta: [01:01:33] Oh, every game. Wait, let me tell you I too much of a good thing. It’s still too much.
[01:01:38] Kim: [01:01:38] how is it good who want to begin on that with the belly and
[01:01:47] Donyetta: [01:01:47] a bunch of stuff,
[01:01:49] Kim: [01:01:49] but let me tell you something calm as a bitch, little Wayne, you took that little money from Trump for that to take that picture and endorse him and look at you now, you got another gun [01:02:00] charge by Wayne.
[01:02:03] Donyetta: [01:02:03] Day, Jay Z. I would not date Wayne.
[01:02:06] Kim: [01:02:06] Mm he’s disgusting. Yeah, like
[01:02:09] Donyetta: [01:02:09] he likes spike the gremlin.
[01:02:13] You remember spike?
[01:02:22] Spike was the mother.
[01:02:38] Kim: [01:02:38] Ain’t nobody had a wedding in here by him.
[01:02:49] man. Remember
[01:02:51] Donyetta: [01:02:51] Kim went from,
[01:02:53] Kim: [01:02:53] from my neck damn shit. I about pick today to start running, get my money low way to a person [01:03:00] before he go to jail, because I know
[01:03:01] Donyetta: [01:03:01] some little way songs.
[01:03:03] Kim: [01:03:03] So we have some sad news to report the legendary Bobby Brown, his. Son Bobby Brown jr. Has passed away. And they haven’t really said why he passed away only that he had food like symptoms before.
[01:03:22] And it’s saying that he did not have, COVID so sad because she’s like the second child. Right. Cause I
[01:03:32] Donyetta: [01:03:32] say like, and a lot of people said like, that’s the. It’s not the natural order of life. Like your children are supposed to be the parents. And this is the second child he’s had to.
[01:03:43] Kim: [01:03:43] Whew.
[01:03:45] Donyetta: [01:03:45] Oh, that’s tough.
[01:03:47] Kim: [01:03:47] He has all these younger kids with his new wife.
[01:03:49] I think he had like two or three kids together.
[01:03:54] that’s sad.
[01:03:55] Donyetta: [01:03:55] His son was 28. That’s unfortunate.
[01:03:59] Kim: [01:03:59] No, I [01:04:00] know. I just hope, um, I dunno. I don’t know what I hope, but it’s yeah, it’s just a sad situation that Bobby Brown has Lewis another child and hopefully there’s no foul play involved to, you know, make matters worse. But yeah, Bobby, Christina,
[01:04:22] Donyetta: [01:04:22] that was,
[01:04:23] Kim: [01:04:23] that was terrible
[01:04:25] Donyetta: [01:04:25] court cases and speculation and it just, it delays the closure process.
[01:04:37] Kim: [01:04:37] so rest in peace to Bobby Brown, jr. Mr. Bobby Brown were saying prayers for you and your family during this trying time. I’m sure it is for you guys.
[01:04:51] Donyetta: [01:04:51] You Cindy,
[01:04:52] Kim: [01:04:52] how are y’all? So we are just in the initial on a, not so great note, singer Jeremiah, if you. [01:05:00] Girl he’s on just every hit for days. You always, he was my song pick of the week before
[01:05:06] Donyetta: [01:05:06] we, Oh
[01:05:09] Kim: [01:05:09] yes.
[01:05:11] I love his voice. But when you ask Dennis.
[01:05:16] Donyetta: [01:05:16] Somebody will send me a message and told me about it because it was like, I know that was your song pick of the week. Thank you for listening to the show, by the way, you know who you are. And it was like, Jeremiah has COVID and I was like, and then I forgot. And then you put it on here.
[01:05:29] I was like, I can’t forget my
[01:05:30] Kim: [01:05:30] boat. And he was on a ventilator, but they took him off and now he’s an ICU. So, you know, some people, when they go on an event, they don’t come off.
[01:05:44] Donyetta: [01:05:44] Yes.
[01:05:45] Kim: [01:05:45] So we are setting up prayers for Jeremiah and just hope that healing ages lay their hands on you. And you come out of this on the other side, because listen [01:06:00] COVID is no joke
[01:06:02] Donyetta: [01:06:02] and he’s relatively young.
[01:06:04] He’s relatively healthy. He is a person of color, like COVID is not a respecter of person. So. And young
[01:06:12] Kim: [01:06:12] folks, everybody thinks they’re safe and this can never happen to us. And, and black folks, you know, we got high blood pressure, we got diabetes, we went through our families. We got all of those underlying conditions.
[01:06:27] So stop hanging your West. I saw somebody out of versus. Watch party. What are you doing?
[01:06:35] Donyetta: [01:06:35] Hair in it?
[01:06:38] Kim: [01:06:38] Why are you? You go watch it right on. It’s the ground. Why you add a watch party? I don’t understand people. You
[01:06:46] Donyetta: [01:06:46] could have fake friends and then why should on the TV?
[01:06:50] Kim: [01:06:50] It makes no sense. And you have a young 33 year old man.
[01:06:54] He’s 33 and he’s in ICU. He was on event for COVID. So I need [01:07:00] y’all to stop playing like, okay. Jeremiah with wishing you speedy recovery and I’ll put some Jeremiah on my Spotify premium he’s at birthday sex.
[01:07:15] Donyetta: [01:07:15] Don’t tell them
[01:07:16] Kim: [01:07:16] sex,
[01:07:21] Donyetta: [01:07:21] like them songs about sex. Y’all
[01:07:27] Kim: [01:07:27] right. So that is a wrap with another episode of Le Twins Experience. Yes, indeed. Yes. We glad that you joined us for another episode.
[01:07:40] Donyetta: [01:07:40] Make sure that you follow us on all the socials. We are Le Twins Experience on Instagram and Facebook, Le Twins Exp on Twitter. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel and subscribe to our playlist on Spotify.
[01:07:56] The whole it’s you bits,
[01:07:57] Kim: [01:07:57] you go scroll right on up and get all [01:08:00] those links down below. And we got a website y’all. We got a website, it’s the.com. And we also want to thank everyone who purchased our back on bullshit merchandise,
[01:08:12] Donyetta: [01:08:12] excited when people tag us in their posts, when they get it in the mail and they’re so excited and they put it on
[01:08:19] Kim: [01:08:19] wait, let me do a quick outfit change.
[01:08:20] Hold on.
[01:08:22] Donyetta: [01:08:22] Why am I coughing like I smoke?
[01:08:38] Kim: [01:08:38] You know, we up here in sweating with these hoodies, but thank y’all for support in the show we to
[01:08:44] Donyetta: [01:08:44] merge.
[01:08:45] Kim: [01:08:45] Hopefully
[01:08:48] Donyetta: [01:08:48] cause some of y’all was like lashes, get it on the second time. How are you going to do a second time around?
[01:08:54] Kim: [01:08:54] Okay. So yeah. Thank you all for support in the merge. We might have some more coming your way [01:09:00] soon, hopefully, and make sure that if y’all were in the March, y’all tag us on Instagram so we can repost y’all
[01:09:08] Donyetta: [01:09:08] and don’t tag us from a private account.
[01:09:10] Cause that happened today. I can’t even show you a post shouting.
[01:09:13] Kim: [01:09:13] No, you’re gonna have to screenshot it and then add them,
[01:09:17] Donyetta: [01:09:17] you know what? I’m going to do that for real too. Cause I’m the queen of screenshots.
[01:09:21] Kim: [01:09:21] Yes. Great. We got a screenshot at you, so yeah. Thank you. Everyone should have their merge. By the time you listen to this, you should have your stuff by now.
[01:09:31] Cause all the merchant went out. I was up here. This is a two man, two women’s show. I was up here packing all of that stuff. All of that. Oh wait, we don’t have no third
[01:09:40] Donyetta: [01:09:40] parties. She’s looking to me in Atlanta and I got a tracking number. Y’all kill was. I was like, I can track my
[01:09:49] Kim: [01:09:49] yes to no professional. This ain’t no Mickey mouse shell.
[01:09:52] So thank you again for your support.
[01:09:55] Donyetta: [01:09:55] So.
[01:09:56] Kim: [01:09:56] We will catch up on the next one.
[01:10:00] [01:09:59] Donyetta: [01:09:59] Bye. Tap tap, tap. It should go with that foolishness. Again, love a coffee. Like I smoked cigarettes. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to subscribe wherever you listen to your podcasts. So you’ll never miss an episode.
[01:10:18] Kim: [01:10:18] If you’re listening on Apple podcast, please be sure to rate and or review the show.
[01:10:23] It would really help us out catch you next time.
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