Broke Complaints

Episode Transcript

[00:00:00] Donyetta: [00:00:00] Welcome to Le Twins Experience with Kim and Donyetta.

[00:00:07] Kim: [00:00:07] Now let’s get back on our bullshit.

[00:00:21] I’m Kim

[00:00:22] Donyetta: [00:00:22] and I’m Donyetta

[00:00:24] Kim: [00:00:24] Welcome back to another episode of Le Twins Experience back on all bullshit.

[00:00:34] You could be a singer. You know

[00:00:39] Donyetta: [00:00:39] what? I was younger. People used to tell me that and I’d be like, I just want to have concerts in the shower. You be hitting them high notes.

[00:00:48] Kim: [00:00:48] Don’t give him a

[00:00:49] Donyetta: [00:00:49] ride. He used to ask me to sing that day weddings and. At first I’d be like, yeah, but bottom month. Amen. Uh, you want to find somebody else? [00:01:00] Because the way my inner introvert is set up, not going to be able to do with dog and some of the weddings I still went to who was a guest, but I just, I can see

[00:01:12] Kim: [00:01:12] unbelievable.

[00:01:15] Donyetta: [00:01:15] That’s funny. Shane not let him die yet. He was even shady boots.

[00:01:22] Kim: [00:01:22] So what happened in your week?

[00:01:26] Donyetta: [00:01:26] I did not have COVID. Yeah.

[00:01:30] Kim: [00:01:30] Bring me a close.

[00:01:32] Donyetta: [00:01:32] I’m going to put a clap in there. So yeah, I got my test results back. It took, it was under 48 hours. Um, but yeah, I got my test results back and it was negative. So like I ordered a humidifier cause apparently the air is dry here and that’s where that cough came from.

[00:01:51] And it came today. I haven’t taken it out of the box yet, but look, when we get off of this, I’m gonna get up my Vicks vapor rub. I got my pajama pants on already. [00:02:00] I’ll pull out their humidify and give me some hot cocoa and just be an old lady.

[00:02:06] Kim: [00:02:06] Wait, did they stick the Q-tip up to tempo too?

[00:02:11] Donyetta: [00:02:11] I had to do it myself, which is even more torture.

[00:02:14] So I went through, I went to a CVS driver through and so the pharmacist is like, okay, you take the swab. And I was like, like this. And he was like, yeah. And he’s like further, further, like, so it tangled, like I was about to sneeze, if that makes sense. And then when I took it out, he was like, I’m sorry. Okay.

[00:02:32] We got to do it again now to the other side sides. Yeah. So he’s like, okay, now put it in there and break it off. So yeah, it was really easy, but I’m so glad I don’t have cope with it. Right. Because I was gonna have to make some phone calls. You

[00:02:53] Kim: [00:02:53] just got to your contact

[00:02:54] Donyetta: [00:02:54] tracing, like, dang, let me see. I went here, here, here, here.

[00:03:00] [00:02:59] Ooh. So yeah, highly loo. Mm Hmm.

[00:03:06] Kim: [00:03:06] What’s been going on in your week? Um, absolutely nothing. Absolutely.

[00:03:15] Donyetta: [00:03:15] Those are the best weeks.

[00:03:17] Kim: [00:03:17] Like I was supposed to go skating last week. I don’t know why I even tried to go skating, but I forgot to buy the tickets. And because you have to buy them ahead of time. Um, and my friend she’s like, you ready to go skate in?

[00:03:34] Oh, no. She said, she said, should I get up my son’s knee pads and elbow pads? And I said, for what? And she’s like, we go skiing tomorrow. I was like, Oh, I

[00:03:42] Donyetta: [00:03:42] forgot. I didn’t buy the tickets. Well,

[00:03:46] Kim: [00:03:46] and it was sold out. Cause you only like, uh, but so many people can go. So yeah, that didn’t happen, but I don’t need to be anywhere with a bunch of people anyway.

[00:03:56] So.

[00:03:58] Donyetta: [00:03:58] Even though I found out my test was always, when [00:04:00] I tell you I have not lived out this house, no, I’m grateful for what God has blessed me with or what he has not shoot. So I might, I might go back out on Saturday maybe. Yeah, let’s see.

[00:04:16] Kim: [00:04:16] I’m becoming a recluse man. Like the only time I’ve been outside this week was to take my son to school on Tuesday and Thursday.

[00:04:26] And I went to target and I went to the post office and targeted the post office on the same day.

[00:04:36] C

[00:04:36] Donyetta: [00:04:36] two bird. And that was it

[00:04:37] Kim: [00:04:37] though. That was it. I don’t go anywhere. It’s crazy. This life is crazy. The only time,

[00:04:44] Donyetta: [00:04:44] um, I like even now, like, feel my eyebrows in and put on a bra is to do this. Like y’all the moment Kim say she tired of doing these YouTube videos and she just wouldn’t do a pothead.

[00:04:54] Y’all ain’t never going to see me again. This is the only time I put on [00:05:00] a bra. Unless I get on the Peloton bike and that’s a different type of bra. Cause we don’t want to be, you know, just out here damage the tissue and stuff. But yeah.

[00:05:08] Kim: [00:05:08] Wait, why my boss called me today and the phone was ringing and I didn’t realize it was FaceTime.

[00:05:15] I answered the

[00:05:16] Donyetta: [00:05:16] phone girl. I have my squat, my shirt, no bra my glasses. She was like, Oh, you want my

[00:05:24] Kim: [00:05:24] glasses? When I’m home? I have my glasses though. As

[00:05:28] Donyetta: [00:05:28] soon as I get from work, I take them contacts out. Oh

[00:05:32] Kim: [00:05:32] my God, it was so loud. Bitch. They be tricking me with that face time, man. I’m gonna have to turn that off.

[00:05:38] It’s something that I was like,

[00:05:40] Donyetta: [00:05:40] Hmm.

[00:05:41] Kim: [00:05:41] What about butt ass naked, just chilling and just picking up the phone

[00:05:46] Donyetta: [00:05:46] today. I had a zoom meeting and I don’t know what I was doing. I never intended to turn my camera on girl. I accidentally hit camera on real quick. What happened? I just hit it real and [00:06:00] nobody said anything, but I can just tell like two of the people saw me.

[00:06:03] Right. Did I have my son bought it? If I had it, if I had it on, it was pink. Oh, if I didn’t, I should have had it on because that’s how bad my hair look today. I only wash my hair for this well

[00:06:17] Kim: [00:06:17] clothes on shoe

[00:06:19] Donyetta: [00:06:19] only because the way my desk sits in my office, it sits. It faces the street at the front of my house and I liked sunlight.

[00:06:26] And so I’d be having the blinds open, but like when I first wake up in the morning and I opened the blinds, like the princess, Amanda, I know my name was cross the street. Be like, yeah, she go with that shit again. Like we can’t see her. Hello. I am happy but naked in the morning. I didn’t like, come in, let’s open these blinds and get some coffee,

[00:06:49] Kim: [00:06:49] Topia, Carmen into yes.

[00:06:51] Shenanigans.

[00:06:53] Donyetta: [00:06:53] Do you know what? That’s why I don’t think I can have kids. Cause I don’t want to wear clothes.

[00:07:01] [00:07:00] Kim: [00:07:01] You don’t got to wig. You don’t care. Walk around butt ass naked, but shoot.

[00:07:08] Donyetta: [00:07:08] But what if I had like sons and then like when they get a certain age, you gonna be like, mom, First of all, get your ass off the couch. Literally your ass is on the couch.

[00:07:18] Kim: [00:07:18] My boys are used to it. Wait, what is it? Um, do like called my bras something.

[00:07:28] I can’t remember where I said this is some, I was like, you got to go cake. Get out of here. Oh, wait. He called it a, um, a swimming suit. Oh, swimming suit on boy, you better get out of here,

[00:07:52] Donyetta: [00:07:52] but if you have kids, like, can you walk around butt naked or do you just walk around here?

[00:07:56] Kim: [00:07:56] No, I walk around in my draws.

[00:07:58] Listen, I ain’t got, when I go [00:08:00] from the bathroom. To the, cause the bathroom in our bedroom, I don’t even go in the, I leave that to that’s Cody’s office. I say, but I walked for the hallway to the bedroom and my bra panties, all that. I ain’t got time to begin dressed in the bathroom.

[00:08:18] Donyetta: [00:08:18] I don’t Brian panties anymore.

[00:08:20] That’s why I was like, I cannot have kids when I tell y’all I’m a whole nudist, but yeah. So I don’t know what to do. Like, yeah. I don’t think I can have kids. So they was so be traumatized. And, you know, little kids be target. My mom does a way around the house and I saw her

[00:08:37] Kim: [00:08:37] listen a little while, sucked on his booth for a whole year.

[00:08:41] Okay, though, he got rid of my beautiful C cups I had, they was nice enough here and perky. So if I want to walk around naked, then I’m going to walk around naked. Get

[00:08:53] Donyetta: [00:08:53] damn it. And they’re like, what if I marry a man who doesn’t like to wear draws either? And then we have a daughter, [00:09:00] she will be so traumatized.

[00:09:01] Like it ain’t going to

[00:09:02] Kim: [00:09:02] services on y’all house. They like, yeah.

[00:09:06] Donyetta: [00:09:06] So I think that I don’t need that. The kids don’t want to wear clothes. This is the word for it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are not at the segment where we give you our song pick of the week where Kim and I both pick a song that we add to our Le Twins Experience playlist on Spotify, that Kim has carefully curated for your listening.

[00:09:26] Pleasure. 

[00:09:29] Kim: [00:09:29] so you can scroll out right now and click on the link and it will take you to our season two playlists. He’s the one who is there as well. But season two, we have a season two, a playlist, and you can listen to all of these cute songs that we add every week. My pick this week. Now a couple of weeks ago, I watch Ariana Grande’s.

[00:09:54] She has a documentary on Netflix where they’re following her and she’s on tour. And I was [00:10:00] like, okay, these songs, a little teeny boppy, but some of the songs are good. So I was like, let me go check on her album since I’m still on my free Spotify trial. Cause I ain’t paying I’m still on the free trial. So I listened to her last album and I actually like it.

[00:10:15] I was

[00:10:16] Donyetta: [00:10:16] shocked. Um, she got some like Mariah Carey pipes to that

[00:10:21] Kim: [00:10:21] girl cause sang.

[00:10:23] Donyetta: [00:10:23] So I don’t like her for that reason. Like, I can’t say her songs in the car and they be sticking up. Yeah.

[00:10:31] Kim: [00:10:31] She be hitting them notes girl. So I, I heard this one before. It’s called bank. You Nexi. A lot of y’all probably heard it’s not new.

[00:10:39] Okay. But when I was listening to the lyrics, I was like, Oh, let me, let me reach out somebody lyrics. I thought I ended up with Shawn, but he wasn’t a match, wrote some songs about [00:11:00] Ricky. Now I listened to laugh even almost got married. And for Pete. I’m so thankful. Wish I could say thank you to Malcolm because he was an angel.

[00:11:15] So this shatter named aha Xs and the first, the first minute of the song. And then she goes, she goes to the chorus. Thank you, max. Thank you, max. So she’s so grateful for her ex that she not with the mother AFAs anymore.

[00:11:33] Donyetta: [00:11:33] One taught me love one taught me patience. One taught me pain now I’m amazing. Woo.

[00:11:41] Kim: [00:11:41] I love it.

[00:11:41] I love the lyrics. When I listen to the lyrics of a song, the song must be good because I just be saying it I’m paying attention to the lyrics, but the lyrics had acid. I was like, yeah, this is a goodie. It’s a Bob. And it has meaning. So you go girl, I’m sick of looking at that pony tip, but I like the music.

[00:11:57] I like it. It’s not just for the teeny [00:12:00] boppers. Was

[00:12:01] Donyetta: [00:12:01] she going to her third is, and she ain’t got no edges.

[00:12:04] Kim: [00:12:04] How much ads control she, well, she wise says you don’t need no ads to grow, but how much gel you do you use?

[00:12:09] Donyetta: [00:12:09] She probably used hairspray.

[00:12:12] Kim: [00:12:12] Yeah. You know, they be using hairspray. Dang eco style of jail.

[00:12:16] Like I be usually when I do my little pup, when my eco styler,

[00:12:21] Donyetta: [00:12:21] unless it’d be like the white girls who like are in the black culture and then they add just be looking all they baby hairs be long. So they be having them swamps

[00:12:30] Kim: [00:12:30] like Kim Kardashian. Why looking down, first of all, you ain’t got no baby. He is, first of all, that’s just hair.

[00:12:37] Your hair is all the same length. Black folks got short, short hair right here, and then we all hear it grows. You ain’t got no baby. He has boo stops. Licking them down. I want to see that or no, that’s not

[00:12:50] Donyetta: [00:12:50] black. Well, you know, the Kardashians take appropriation to a whole

[00:12:54] Kim: [00:12:54] nother level deal out culture, man.

[00:12:57] You bout to kick Kanye to the curb [00:13:00] like. Oh, he’s easy

[00:13:02] Donyetta: [00:13:02] and no black woman that won’t that one.

[00:13:06] Kim: [00:13:06] I want her to kick Kanye to the car so he could go back to normal. So what’s your pick for the week?

[00:13:15] Donyetta: [00:13:15] My pick for the week is a song called pretty little fears, but artists named black. So there’s no beat. It’s the number six, Lac K.

[00:13:23] He is another Atlanta artist. And you know, I think his. Album might be like East Atlanta love letter.

[00:13:35] Kim: [00:13:35] Um, never heard of him, actually. I think he’s on, um, that other girl’s album. What was that other white girl that I found I’ve been listening to too much white folk music. What’s wrong with me?

[00:14:03] [00:14:00] Donyetta: [00:14:03] That was the best part of last week. That should have been like a shot out his last album that I remember listening to was called East Atlanta love letter. So we got Gucci mane. Who’s the East Atlanta Santa. And then we got black who was writing LA. You probably have heard this song. Good from the East side.

[00:14:22] Oh yeah.

[00:14:22] Kim: [00:14:22] Alena harass. I think he’s one of her albums two. Let me see. Let me have some nice. Yeah, he is. It’s called Morocco by the Saint. And he’s the one that the hook.

[00:14:33] Donyetta: [00:14:33] Yeah, because his voice is just real easy, easy, like Sunday morning,

[00:14:40] Kim: [00:14:40] you know, nowadays, if you follow these folks on Instagram, you have a walk right past them on the street and wouldn’t even know it was them.

[00:14:48] Yeah,

[00:14:48] Donyetta: [00:14:48] our kids don’t know what y’all missing. Cause let me tell you how every day after school, we used to run to that TV to catch the five videos that MTV

[00:14:55] Kim: [00:14:55] TRL. We had TRL they one Oh six and park cam. We had our [00:15:00] black shirt, but TRL was like at three o’clock. We watch that every day, all the

[00:15:04] Donyetta: [00:15:04] celebrities, every midnight.

[00:15:06] So

[00:15:07] Kim: [00:15:07] come on late Donnie Simpson and all of them on

[00:15:13] grew up with the good stuff. Like. My

[00:15:17] Donyetta: [00:15:17] style. See, went bankrupt making waterfalls just so we can watch it on MTV and bet VH1

[00:15:25] Kim: [00:15:25] behind the music. And I used to spend millions on music videos,

[00:15:29] Donyetta: [00:15:29] man. Y’all don’t know what y’all missing my space. All that y’all ain’t live. Yeah. Ellie Rogers bicycles down the street all summer long y’all ain’t living.

[00:15:39] And that’s what y’all, ain’t never call people like

[00:15:40] Kim: [00:15:40] freeway. Okay. Don’t even watch TV. He only watches you tube. See, they don’t know what they miss and he doesn’t have any shows. Like I used to live for my shows.

[00:15:52] Donyetta: [00:15:52] Remember Nickelodeon, like, um, all that like Keene and kale and all them shows that used to be coming on, [00:16:00] man yelling, lift

[00:16:07] in a slow motion.

[00:16:08] Kim: [00:16:08] That was a hit Matt.

[00:16:10] Donyetta: [00:16:10] That was good. Man, the proud, remember the proud family, like we even had dope cartoons, rug, rats, and Doug, and the proud family man y’all ain’t living.

[00:16:23] Kim: [00:16:23] Mm mm. Well, a church  the millennials. What’s what’s after the

[00:16:29] Donyetta: [00:16:29] millennial trading card. Is it generation Z gallery X.

[00:16:34] What is it? Cause we’re millennials. Wait, Z

[00:16:37] Kim: [00:16:37] gallery is the store, the furniture store she talking about,

[00:16:43] Donyetta: [00:16:43] see, y’all don’t even know about night.

[00:16:46] Kim: [00:16:46] We, the last year of the millennials, we ain’t really

[00:16:49] Donyetta: [00:16:49] millennials. We don’t generation Z X generation. Okay. There’s an X and Z and a Y [00:17:00] let’s see, generation X is ended in the eighties

[00:17:08] Kim: [00:17:08] is crazy.

[00:17:09] My six year old he’s he has a laptop. He uses an iPad. I want to say he was five. Like I can’t, I can’t

[00:17:17] Donyetta: [00:17:17] generation, Y is millennials. That’s us. We barely made it in their child. So then I guess Z. Is whatever’s at the us y’all or miss Z. Y’all walking around your booty and your thigh ratio. Don’t match. Y’all twerking on social media.

[00:17:35] No, we use that to sneak, to twerk and do the Tootsie roll the carrot on, and now y’all do it just like, cause it’s Tuesday. Hello. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are now at the segment of the show that we call black girl magic, where we highlight. Black girl magic. So, Kim, what do we have this week for black girl magic?

[00:17:56] Kim: [00:17:56] Well, Val, we should have her on black girl [00:18:00] magic. We’re going to give her an honorary black girl magic. Although Shane dropped no doggone music and I had long, we’d been waiting.

[00:18:08] Donyetta: [00:18:08] She’s done. She’s building an empire. She, I think she might be. She’s on her way to being the next Jay Z

[00:18:16] Kim: [00:18:16] y’all know who it is.

[00:18:17] It’s reread nigger, a bagger up back gallery, Rihanna, Rihanna, Rianna. Her name

[00:18:24] Donyetta: [00:18:24] is . She be like, hi, I’m Brianna. I’d be like sweet

[00:18:29] Kim: [00:18:29] Robin. Your name is Robin BU Robin Robin. Congratulations on your cover of essence magazine. Now

[00:18:39] Donyetta: [00:18:39] who knew essence was still gone.

[00:18:42] Kim: [00:18:42] So she, this is both the beam Rihanna by Lorna Lorna Simpson.

[00:18:48] Who the heck is Lorna Simpson? Should I add much? Do I not know my history?

[00:18:53] Donyetta: [00:18:53] I don’t know what it is, but look at that second picture, baby.

[00:18:57] Kim: [00:18:57] Okay. So Lorna Simpson is a photographer. [00:19:00] Okay. Now I don’t get this cover. I, what is it? Of earth and sky 2020. I don’t know, Waco. Like you came, you’re not giving us no music.

[00:19:15] All we got is fancy beauty and you couldn’t eat. What’d you think about this? COVID

[00:19:22] Donyetta: [00:19:22] Savage. I’m looking at that blue Ash out on. Wondering if I can get it off of her, uh, makeup website.

[00:19:28] Why

[00:19:28] Kim: [00:19:28] is it just, Oh, you want the blue shadow?

[00:19:32] Donyetta: [00:19:32] Ooh, that path, but it’s probably not going to. I’m darker than her. I don’t know if it’s going to pop like that on me, girl.

[00:19:37] Kim: [00:19:37] You just got to, you see my eyes today. You just spray you some fixed plus on your brush and you’ll color will pop.

[00:19:48] Donyetta: [00:19:48] Cause I got on my eyeliner today. No, if y’all can share it, but it’s on there

[00:19:53] Kim: [00:19:53] from Fenty. Yeah. You just got to wet your brush and it makes sure your shadow pop.

[00:20:00] [00:20:00] Donyetta: [00:20:00] Well, I don’t know, mean I might have to like go somewhere.

[00:20:04] I’m gonna have to go to home goods or something. It’s like, y’all could see that makeup. I ain’t going to just do it for here.

[00:20:12] Kim: [00:20:12] You can, you could do a makeup tutorial and update your YouTube channel that we ain’t seen that from it. How long.

[00:20:26] Donyetta: [00:20:26] Andrew art was a person.

[00:20:30] Kim: [00:20:30] Well, the photos are beautiful. They’re very artistic. You know, if you like

[00:20:37] Donyetta: [00:20:37] morale, I used to

[00:20:38] Kim: [00:20:38] do that. Me too. I don’t know why that’s probably what I

[00:20:42] Donyetta: [00:20:42] browse.

[00:20:46] Torture.

[00:20:49] Kim: [00:20:49] But listen to grandma, some music. Oh, Nana what’s Manet. I miss your songs, girl. Can we get some bees? Jesus

[00:20:59] Donyetta: [00:20:59] anti [00:21:00] was my first and last Riata Gazzara cause she hadn’t. And it was like, I had a thoroughly good time and she hadn’t Brianna said, look, I can’t be bothered with y’all I’m over here doing perfume samples and skincare

[00:21:11] Kim: [00:21:11] products, but congratulations where you are.

[00:21:15] I’m glad you want to cover something for something cause you ain’t giving us no music girl, can we have anything to Eric? Just on social media this week? Just some damn filters y’all keep using. Yeah. I’m going to have to, I’m about to quit. I’m about to quit it all because I can’t take it. I get

[00:21:33] Donyetta: [00:21:33] it. Yes, because you said something about it.

[00:21:38] Everybody was like, let me, the filter

[00:21:42] Kim: [00:21:42] is a filter every, but listen, you got to love the skin that you’re in. It’s okay. If you, in your stories and you want to put the bunny ears on or the pretty filter, but you can’t be posts, you can’t go in your stories and take a picture and save the picture and then post the picture with the filter.

[00:22:00] [00:21:59] Like who

[00:22:00] Donyetta: [00:22:00] does that? A person who won’t likes.

[00:22:05] Kim: [00:22:05] Then when I see you in person, I’m

[00:22:07] Donyetta: [00:22:07] like, who.

[00:22:10] Kim: [00:22:10] You don’t look like the pitch. See how you looked on Instagram. It wasn’t like this.

[00:22:17] Donyetta: [00:22:17] Now. I ain’t even take a selfies though. Y’all doing full body pictures with filters,

[00:22:22] Kim: [00:22:22] full body pitch. How do you do that? You need a remote control.

[00:22:28] Donyetta: [00:22:28] Well, some of them, I see they’re in the mirrors or I’ve literally like had somebody hand me their phone, like take a picture of me. I’d be like, what is this? Is this Snapchat and in 2021, that we’ve only been in for 14 days. Now. I be like, wait girl, if you don’t like the way your body looks, just get you some O shape where Kim Kardashian has it, baby.

[00:22:54] I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of.

[00:22:58] Kim: [00:22:58] I heard that. Thanks sucks [00:23:00] you to 10 bucks too bed. I think

[00:23:02] Donyetta: [00:23:02] I might get me one, but it looked torturous, but yeah, like if you want a car to your body angles and a

[00:23:09] Kim: [00:23:09] girdle. Yeah. Y’all got to stop at these filters, especially y’all single women. Like how you can date.

[00:23:16] If you use the fields on every picture, how do you, how. I stopped liking the picture and then I mute people. Like I can’t deal with it. I can’t

[00:23:26] Donyetta: [00:23:26] see people posting pictures, what they mean. And they both got to feel tall. The, your cheeks, rosy. And it’s so addictive because you don’t look like that. You’re never going to look like that.

[00:23:37] You would have to like, go get a facial every other day. It’s on baby

[00:23:43] Kim: [00:23:43] beauty. It’s just an, it’s just.

[00:23:48] Donyetta: [00:23:48] I use them in my store or sometimes like, where I just really don’t feel like doing nothing, but I got something to tell y’all, but like, if y’all see me with some big baby DOE eyes, that’s like, look at my [00:24:00] eyes.

[00:24:00] If they go from this to. Something’s going on.

[00:24:05] Kim: [00:24:05] I, um, I just, if you stop, the, this is good. I follow every pitcher, got a filter and I thought she had a joy. I knew she had a droid and then she posted a picture with an iPhone 11 or 12. Cause you know, we got the box, you know, I got the box.

[00:24:24] Donyetta: [00:24:24] I said, lenses in the back,

[00:24:27] Kim: [00:24:27] your pitches are grainy and filtered.

[00:24:30] How, how. You can’t take a bad picture with what iPhone. Like, we can’t do nothing with what God gave you. Right. We can’t do nothing with that. But if you have an iPhone 11 or 12, you cannot take a bad picture. It’s just, it’s this dish jam right here. Have you take a picture of that night with this phone?

[00:24:49] It’s amazing.

[00:24:52] Donyetta: [00:24:52] It wouldn’t be like in a slow Mo take the photo. You’d be like the first time I took the picture. [00:25:00] I was like, why is it taking so long? And then it’d be like, he’d be like,

[00:25:04] Kim: [00:25:04] Oh, the night mode on the iPhone. Like you CA you go take your pictures at night. Boom. Instead of using filters, go take your pictures at night on iPhone 11 or 12 with

[00:25:15] Donyetta: [00:25:15] the box.

[00:25:16] Cause it’s like a nightmare. It’s like the night vision care that the Navy seals being were using. When they go in on their little secret missions, you can see now. Yeah, y’all got to, um,

[00:25:30] Kim: [00:25:30] like you can’t take a bath. Like would I be posting about the pictures of people would be under it? Like this picture is flat.

[00:25:35] It’s the iPhone did it.

[00:25:38] Donyetta: [00:25:38] You cannot take it picture in portrait mode during the day. Bad, bad, go outside or bless your life. You don’t even need the studio. You just do natural light. Nice

[00:25:48] Kim: [00:25:48] camera quality pictures. Like when I see grainy pictures with an iPhone, a new one, it grinds my gears. And when you throw the filter on top, you grind my gears.

[00:25:58] Even, you know how to [00:26:00] grind my gears. I just thought mutant y’all, y’all getting on my nerves. I don’t have

[00:26:05] Donyetta: [00:26:05] anything that irritated me on social media, but I do have something that’s hilarious.

[00:26:12] Kim: [00:26:12] About your second page?

[00:26:15] Donyetta: [00:26:15] No, that irritated me. I’m not going to talk about that. Did y’all

[00:26:22] Kim: [00:26:22] this girl created a second page.

[00:26:24] I create, I came up with a great name for, and she called

[00:26:28] Donyetta: [00:26:28] the Dawn page. She just called them on the whole, it’s

[00:26:32] Kim: [00:26:32] the grab a take her page and say, this is the, this is

[00:26:36] Donyetta: [00:26:36] diet. It’s a new page and make that my fan base. Yeah. And the guardians really ruin that for me. So on one hand I can appreciate, so that means I have three things to talk about.

[00:26:47] So on one hand, I can appreciate how y’all thought that my account may have gotten hacked. And let me know again, I appreciate that. But on this new page I put in the bio. Yes. This is really [00:27:00] dumb. Yetta check the stories at Dnata so that, you know, this is a real page. . Y’all know, they say, if you want to hide something from a black person, put it in a book.

[00:27:11] I guess that means a bio too, because y’all, didn’t read that. I put, I made the account public. Posted a video talking like, you know how, when you get taken, um, hostage, a prisoner of war, they make you hold up the newspaper with the date. I literally posted a video. The only post that was on that page and said, Hey, this is Donyetta.

[00:27:30] I want to come on here and let y’all know that this is really me and that my account didn’t get hacked. Y’all didn’t watch that. I put it in the stories of the new page. Hey, this is Damietta. I wanted to let y’all know. This is me. Y’all didn’t watch that. I put it in the stories of my original page. Hey, this is done.

[00:27:46] Um, yada

[00:27:48] Kim: [00:27:48] yada, nothing but shock

[00:27:50] Donyetta: [00:27:50] and troll comments. And tell me what the bus had. Challenges, yacht were thoroughly irked me so bad. I deleted the account and I don’t want to be any of [00:28:00] your friends on any social media platforms.

[00:28:04] Kim: [00:28:04] Shady

[00:28:07] Donyetta: [00:28:07] checked out with Josh though. It’s owl said, I hate this place. RF is so ghetto.

[00:28:13] I’m sick of it. So that’s one number two.

[00:28:21] I really need to stop using y’all’s time on social media to complain about. On uses, like why you get a hard on, about a bike you cannot afford, you know what I

[00:28:35] Kim: [00:28:35] do? Yeah. Get up my dog, go and nurse. Y’all get all that last there. Okay. But I don’t post about it. I tell Donyetta about it and I tell him  I see your stupid coupon code one Mo again, I’m a mute.

[00:28:51] You. I’m a mute. You

[00:28:55] Donyetta: [00:28:55] be on social media, going on rants, talking about how much the [00:29:00] Palatine bite calls and it’s overpriced. And I rather run outside and ride my bike out. Well, go, go play in traffic. Instead of doing what you’re doing.

[00:29:10] Kim: [00:29:10] Wait, I don’t know why they care. Why do

[00:29:13] Donyetta: [00:29:13] you care? Broke people always talk about how much something costs.

[00:29:19] Kim: [00:29:19] I mean, yeah, they can take it out. They get on my nerves to y’all, but I just keep on scrolling. Like I just keep all the score. You ain’t gonna get a light from me about a Peloton post on the person I’m gonna like it’s Diana, that’s it. I like it. Nobody

[00:29:32] Donyetta: [00:29:32] else. The rest of y’all Sol, but people be like, man, that’s a load of money for a bike.

[00:29:37] Don’t go nowhere. Y’all got a treadmill costs, a couple of GS. I don’t, I don’t get it. Like, why are y’all so ups, why are you getting hard on. About a bike. You cannot afford. I’m sick of it, but yeah. Cut it out. Like nobody wants to see what you posted on social media [00:30:00] anyway. And nobody really wants to see you complaining all the time.

[00:30:03] And then y’all like a bunch of little maggots. I’m not even gonna call y’all trolls. Y’all a bunch of maggots. Cause then your little maggot friends being the comment it’s co-signing on the foolishness that you talking. What y’all need to be doing is looking at your checking account to see when your stimulus is going to drop.

[00:30:20] And worry about that. Play what you’re dangling, don’t play. If I had T

[00:30:24] Kim: [00:30:24] I’d be sitting there right now,

[00:30:27] Donyetta: [00:30:27] just the, the, the third thing she’s still, she’s still going. Y’all she’s done me. I need to go

[00:30:37] Kim: [00:30:37] get a snack while she’s

[00:30:38] Donyetta: [00:30:38] still goes on. It happens when I record the show with water instead of wine, y’all get in this business today.

[00:30:46] So the third thing is. Dudes respectfully, hashtag respectfully. I know y’all, didn’t seen that hashtag on Instagram, stop DM and women. And when we don’t [00:31:00] respond, y’all feel some type of way.

[00:31:05] Kim: [00:31:05] Yeah, wait, I saw Paul’s like that to God’s power once a minute later again, and a bit of night, I get to say, why are you not answering me? What did I do? I was like, shit, it was three methods. What’s the point? Kashi pick up a phone and like entity. That’s it?

[00:31:25] Donyetta: [00:31:25] Uh, no,  sent me a message on Facebook messenger.

[00:31:29] Yeah, like Facebook messenger, first of all, it had like hearts and stuff on it. And I was like, it was a wave in hand and then a heart emoji. And I’m like, well, that’s weird. Cause we’ve never exchanged a message before. Um, and I read it, you know, Facebook and Instagram tell you somebody’s original message.

[00:31:49] And I kept watching Bridget tin. Yeah, I was watching it. I would rather look at the Duker Hastings instead of this foolishness. And then the next [00:32:00] morning I woke up and I guess they saw that I read my meds, that I read their message and then they just type interesting. I read that

[00:32:08] Kim: [00:32:08] who wasn’t text me, they text me day dates.

[00:32:14] Donyetta: [00:32:14] If I drink one more sip of this water, I might say it. So then. The dude, I have an app that tells you, like, when people like block you and follow you do y’all know this man blocked me

[00:32:29] Kim: [00:32:29] on Facebook.

[00:32:32] Donyetta: [00:32:32] Cause I didn’t respond to his. But he’s such a no groin. Ideon he has two Instagrams and two Facebooks. He only blocked me from the one that he was messaging me on. But let me tell y’all something about Facebook, just because you blocked me does not mean that I can’t find your name and block your ass back.

[00:32:51] So when you get over your menstrual cycle for this month and try to unblock me. I’m a [00:33:00] ghost. Call me ghost on

[00:33:02] Kim: [00:33:02] power. Doulas are too sensitive. Men, 2021. It’s 2021. Now like yapping in the house too much. What’s what’s wrong with y’all.

[00:33:11] Donyetta: [00:33:11] He unfollowed me Instagram and blocked me on Facebook. First of all, you never posted it.

[00:33:17] Anything on Instagram that enlightened my life or added any value to my day. So I blocked your ass on both of your Instagram accounts. I went to the podcast page and I blocked your ass from that. Cause I don’t want you to working on my stuff. And I blocked you on both of the Facebook accounts that you have, but you post the same thing on all of these accounts.

[00:33:33] I don’t know if it’s for your multiple personalities or for the little ego that you have, that it’s so little that you need two accounts to try to make it bigger.

[00:33:42] Kim: [00:33:42] Don, you gotta go get us blocked by everybody.

[00:33:46] Donyetta: [00:33:46] Yeah. I got time to day. I’ve been trying to be nice to y’all. Y’all Nigro Indians is dudes. If I wanted to talk to you, you wouldn’t have to work.

[00:33:59] Why would you think [00:34:00] lane? See

[00:34:01] Kim: [00:34:01] y’all crazy. Y’all hear riding dirty, like dudes in my day when we didn’t handle Instagram and stuff, but day.

[00:34:11] Donyetta: [00:34:11] These the same dudes, that’d be getting mad and shooting girls at the club because they asked for their phone number, a dance. And the girl said, no, is your ego so fragile that if somebody tells you no as an offense, are you going to challenge me to a duel the next morning?

[00:34:25] What is

[00:34:26] Kim: [00:34:26] possibly man up? Yeah, y’all need to stop that. That’s terrible. And who sends messages on Facebook? Who raised you?

[00:34:42] You better go somewhere. Boy,

[00:34:44] Donyetta: [00:34:44] boy, that would be the name of it. We’ve been told a few people by, so that’s all I got for social media three. I usually don’t have anything, but I had time today. She had,

[00:34:57] Kim: [00:34:57] she had a lot of time today.

[00:34:58] Donyetta: [00:34:58] Y’all. [00:35:00] All right, ladies and gentlemen, now we at the segment of the show that we call bullshit of the week where Kim and I go over different hot topics.

[00:35:07] Um, and some of them are bullshit, but regardless it caught our attention. So what we have at first for bullshit of the week, Kim

[00:35:14] Kim: [00:35:14] y’all, ain’t going to believe this mess, but little bad. Wow. Little shad Moise. What’s his name? Sean

[00:35:21] Donyetta: [00:35:21] shod fed shit. Shh. Sucky. I don’t know.

[00:35:27] Kim: [00:35:27] Talk about he retiring.

[00:35:31] Donyetta: [00:35:31] Crickets. Right. He has been working since he was six though. So, I mean, I guess, did he

[00:35:36] Kim: [00:35:36] retire you like, um, five years ago? Something 10 years ago.

[00:35:43] Donyetta: [00:35:43] Oh, we retired. Oh, snap. Listen to Cabots.

[00:35:51] Kim: [00:35:51] No, please retire. But way he say he’s making another album that he’s just hired. So I said, no, please retire before the album.

[00:36:01] [00:36:00] I thought he was had already done tired. Retired. We don’t need it. No, thanks bow.

[00:36:10] Donyetta: [00:36:10] This one says the world could do without it just retire, bro. Save you from the embarrassment.

[00:36:17] Kim: [00:36:17] That’s a new group. Nobody buying that people got too much time or these internet spare y’all meet y’all fishes. Vicious, I can pull those shot. Chad, did you spend, I sent you that picture when he was on a boat with a bunch of heifers and the boat was mad. Little. He talked about this

[00:36:40] Donyetta: [00:36:40] Les MIS party ever.

[00:36:45] Kim: [00:36:45] How can I not smile every day. That was the little littlest boat. That was the bowl that the fishermen’s take out when you see them in Mexico and they coming back from their daily Fisher trip.

[00:36:55] Donyetta: [00:36:55] No, that was the lifeboat that they threw over the side of the Titanic to [00:37:00] save it

[00:37:00] Kim: [00:37:00] terrible. That was like, that was like when

[00:37:03] Donyetta: [00:37:03] he tried slow motion, it was like

[00:37:09] Kim: [00:37:09] he was getting into it. The private jet. He wasn’t, he’s a man.

[00:37:15] Donyetta: [00:37:15] So Camila who has been black girl magic several times on this podcast. And we love her dearly is on the cover of Vogue magazine.

[00:37:24] Kim: [00:37:24] Yes, girl, kudos to you lady. Now, the

[00:37:30] Donyetta: [00:37:30] backstory, have you heard

[00:37:34] Kim: [00:37:34] now, Dana posted two covers the first cover. That they posted with some old pink and green raggedy, she and her little raggedy chunks and even ironed the ugly backdrop

[00:37:51] Donyetta: [00:37:51] is a pink backdrop

[00:37:55] Kim: [00:37:55] or a pink backdrop. And they throw some ugly green tape, [00:38:00] a stream behind it. Like who, who thought this was a good idea?

[00:38:09] Donyetta: [00:38:09] Black. Uh, I don’t know if it’s Twitter, black people are saying, you know, when you think of Vogue magazine, you think Regal fashion. Hi. And they were so pissed with his conversation.

[00:38:23] Kim: [00:38:23] Oh, we owe a mat, even the right. Cause the Congress picture was like a backup, right? That was like not the main one. The other one where she’s in her blue suits, which is nice.

[00:38:35] It’s a nice picture. It’s just not Vogue. Listen, Volk apps up a lot when it comes to black people. And on top of that, the cover being bad. Why is she so white?

[00:38:49] Donyetta: [00:38:49] I mean,

[00:38:51] Kim: [00:38:51] no, go on happy. See, that’s what I thought I said. Yeah, she’s a nice kid. She looks like that. But then I went on her page and she is not this white. They made her [00:39:00] white her what age? They need to turn the ring light down like 10 notches.

[00:39:07] Donyetta: [00:39:07] Let me look at

[00:39:08] Kim: [00:39:08] Instagram, look on her Instagram. She is light-skinned but she has like a Brown hue on this.

[00:39:14] She can be a white woman on this picture. It’s

[00:39:17] Donyetta: [00:39:17] whitewashed. I know you’re saying, yeah, I know.

[00:39:21] Kim: [00:39:21] Turn up the warmth. It has. She has no pigment. I don’t know what is wrong with these people. Like Anna went toward needs to retire. Cause she is effing up too much. You effin up too much.

[00:39:37] Donyetta: [00:39:37] I don’t like either the photo she doesn’t. Right. You know what, another thing too, she doesn’t look comfortable, which if like these fashion photo shoots, aren’t your thing. I can highly see how that’s possible. Who 

[00:39:50] Kim: [00:39:50] like, who does?

[00:39:53] Donyetta: [00:39:53] And it was not like a suit. It ain’t no like Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha suit, you know what I’m [00:40:00] saying?

[00:40:00] It’s, it’s a

[00:40:00] Kim: [00:40:00] wrap.  from, um, what’s

[00:40:05] Donyetta: [00:40:05] one of the most European cup, any suit. It’s a box. It’s

[00:40:10] Kim: [00:40:10] not even like a power suit is

[00:40:12] Donyetta: [00:40:12] like the assessors. If your suit is going to be like that, your assessors need the pop, the assess reason muted, the

[00:40:20] Kim: [00:40:20] red lipstick or something like, hi Harris. Cute though. That’s the same hairstyle she wear early day.

[00:40:27] Donyetta: [00:40:27] I mean, but it’s, you know, smooth it’s pressed. Yeah. I just don’t like the pink and green in the background. It already don’t match it in the Wheeler. Like they just threw it on the wall. Someone say,

[00:40:39] Kim: [00:40:39] who styled, this, this cover is wack. Anna Wintour. What a joke. This is the cover she tells you. I can take a better

[00:40:49] Donyetta: [00:40:49] photo of this.

[00:40:51] She didn’t, she didn’t not Instagram.

[00:40:54] Kim: [00:40:54] Cause she thought her knee though. Someone said that this cup, it is a disgrace. She deserved [00:41:00] much better. Volvo needs a major shakeup.

[00:41:05] Donyetta: [00:41:05] They did not becoming and that in the first and the one with the pink and green, that’s like a veil that some velvet pants would a suit jacket.

[00:41:13] And then the converse, like, yeah, I love converse. I probably get like 10 pairs of different styles of converse. These are her commerce, you know, I know cause they dirty.

[00:41:24] Kim: [00:41:24] That could have been inside, right. That should not be on the cover that could have been inside the swervy because that’s what she looks like when she was on a campaign trail.

[00:41:33] This is how she looked,

[00:41:35] Donyetta: [00:41:35] she dress bed in it, out on the campaign trail.

[00:41:40] Kim: [00:41:40] Listen, uh, wait, hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, hold up. They got the nut hard to say by the people for the people, the United States of fashion. No here, fashion

[00:42:01] [00:42:00] Bogan black. Why, why is the word Vogue in this pale beach?

[00:42:09] That’s terrible. That

[00:42:10] Donyetta: [00:42:10] he’s are to kind of suit. She wears nevermind. She wears heels though with her suits. Typically I would have preferred if it was the converse with like some cute jogger or something, something like I said, the accessories need to pop. She could have had on a Tiara, something

[00:42:28] Kim: [00:42:28] Babo, Oak.

[00:42:30] I think I have a free subscription. I might have the magazine when it comes out. If it’s not out.

[00:42:37] Donyetta: [00:42:37] I’m shoes are dirty.

[00:42:41] I’ll get them shoe license. They beige. Oh, well, well, the good thing is, is because she is now the, uh, vice president of United States. She’ll get a second shot.

[00:42:54] Kim: [00:42:54] Look, they put commonly nervous. They say how bowl cover is attributed to [00:43:00] sorority days.

[00:43:03] Donyetta: [00:43:03] All right. Well, again,

[00:43:03] Kim: [00:43:03] next

[00:43:07] this one I’m happy about.

[00:43:10] Donyetta: [00:43:10] I’m happy, but I’m also sad.

[00:43:14] Kim: [00:43:14] Wait, where are you sex in the city or insecure?

[00:43:17] Donyetta: [00:43:17] Six in the city. I’m sad. Cause Samantha’s not going to be on it.

[00:43:22] Kim: [00:43:22] Sex in the city is coming back. Y’all and I been waiting for this for a years. I am a

[00:43:28] Donyetta: [00:43:28] diehard. He was off a lot.

[00:43:33] Kim: [00:43:33] I may call it, he go see both of those movies in the movie theater with

[00:43:37] Donyetta: [00:43:37] me.

[00:43:38] The first one was good. The second one.

[00:43:43] Kim: [00:43:43] So listen, since I got my treadmill, I started that’s my pastime. I watch Oh, sex in the city. So I started with the first movie that I got through half of the second movie and the HBO max took it off. So I’m still, I got to watch the second half. So I went back and started watching season [00:44:00] six.

[00:44:00] I watched all that. Now I’m on season five. So that’s my pass time. So this just coincidentally coincided with me rewatching all the episodes, but yeah, I’m excited. It’s going to be different without they bring in a black friend. Cause Samantha’s not coming back. Y’all no more Samantha. But she has like 67 years old, something like that.

[00:44:23] She’s like she

[00:44:24] Donyetta: [00:44:24] tired of

[00:44:26] Kim: [00:44:26] no. Can you blame her though? Like she’s the oldest of all of them. I will, she probably don’t want to be up there. Show on her tits and having sex scenes and stuff at her age.

[00:44:35] Donyetta: [00:44:35] And then there was always like tension between her and Kim control. Is that her real name? Samantha’s a little home placement that Sarah Jessica Parker always had beef.

[00:44:45] And I was reading this article. It was saying Sarah Jessica Parker was getting paid 3 million an episode. And, um, other woman was getting late with two 53. Can you believe

[00:44:55] Kim: [00:44:55] that 3 million an episode for the last, like three seasons of sex in the [00:45:00] city? That is crazy.

[00:45:02] Donyetta: [00:45:02] Now to be fair. She was producing those last couple of years too, but that’s a big pay gap.

[00:45:08] Now let me think. But, but Carrie was the star of the show.

[00:45:12] Kim: [00:45:12] No, but 3 million to 300. And she’s making 10 times as much as her whole stars. That’s the Bullock. Look ahead. You can’t blame her because she got a good peop, she got a good agent and whoever works for her, you can’t blame

[00:45:26] Donyetta: [00:45:26] me because you’re handling the shell.

[00:45:29] We wouldn’t have missed it.

[00:45:31] Kim: [00:45:31] No. I mean, she she’s a big part of the show. It’s cool. She was the sex of the show like Charlotte and, um, no Miranda was the bread head lawyer.

[00:45:43] Donyetta: [00:45:43] The main one who married. Steve .

[00:45:47] Kim: [00:45:47] They got it in a little bit, but Samantha is the one that got annulled. She’s the second one, the Michelle.

[00:45:52] So, and Carrie didn’t really

[00:45:54] show

[00:45:54] Donyetta: [00:45:54] like body, like, like everybody else. So yeah, 3

[00:46:00] [00:45:59] Kim: [00:45:59] million, any sex scenes,

[00:46:02] Donyetta: [00:46:02] she would just be laying in the bed with guys or kiss

[00:46:06] Kim: [00:46:06] the black listen. They are in New York city. They got to have a rich black friend somewhere. Okay. Bring somebody black onto this show. It is 2021.

[00:46:18] There should not be a show at eight in New York city where there’s no black people.

[00:46:25] I love sex in the city. I love. And you know what? I’ve watched it old episodes and I’ve seen that the bags and stuff. And now I know what those things are back then. I had no clue, but now I know,

[00:46:38] Donyetta: [00:46:38] but fashion, like you said, the fashion, like now that I know, I’m like, Oh, They, Oh, it was so unrealistic. Like Samantha was bonafide rich because her career was kicking it.

[00:46:49] Charlotte was born into money. Miranda was a hard worker and attorney, but ain’t no way Carrie was afforded that wardrobe. She had on her little editing

[00:46:59] Kim: [00:46:59] saying how [00:47:00] little studio apartment. He

[00:47:02] Donyetta: [00:47:02] had to get Charlotte to sell her wedding ring so she could keep. But

[00:47:06] Kim: [00:47:06] get this. Every other episode, Kathy has a Kelly bag.

[00:47:10] I didn’t know this back in the day. Every other episode she’s has a Kelly bag. I’m like

[00:47:17] Donyetta: [00:47:17] wear the same thing

[00:47:17] Kim: [00:47:17] twice now. And remember when Miranda was in, Ermez trying to get that Birkin bag

[00:47:23] Donyetta: [00:47:23] for Lucy, Lou

[00:47:25] Kim: [00:47:25] and Carrie had a dog on Kelly bed, Ida. So like for Kelly bags on Carrie I’m like, I

[00:47:32] Donyetta: [00:47:32] love it. So when she met big and married big, she.

[00:47:35] Started from the bottom. Now we

[00:47:37] heal,

[00:47:37] Kim: [00:47:37] you know, I can’t wait to see going to live in a movie. John Jacob precedent. What’s next.

[00:47:47] Donyetta: [00:47:47] Another sad thing, um, insecure is ending after this last season. Was it season five?

[00:47:58] Kim: [00:47:58] Yep. Season a fight. I’m very [00:48:00] sad about this. See, I love positive

[00:48:03] Donyetta: [00:48:03] black TV and that’s all we

[00:48:05] Kim: [00:48:05] have, you know, that we don’t have many shows and, and you know what?

[00:48:11] I love me some insecure, but dumb, no, 24 minute episodes just to get on my last nerve, I’m gonna need y’all to show like last season

[00:48:21] Donyetta: [00:48:21] and other shows, she said, I can’t,

[00:48:24] Kim: [00:48:24] no y’all need to stretch this out to an hour.

[00:48:27] Donyetta: [00:48:27] Like a, her and Lauren’s is going to be okay. Cause

[00:48:30] Kim: [00:48:30] he got the other girl pregnant. Remember?

[00:48:33] Donyetta: [00:48:33] Hmm. They broke up canola. Canola’s pregnant, but Lawrence and ISA are back together and condole was like, you know, I want to keep the baby. And Molly is Molly ever going to stop being a trash ass friend?

[00:48:46] Kim: [00:48:46] Molly is such a BI. Hmm.

[00:48:48] Donyetta: [00:48:48] She then broke up with that fi

[00:48:50] Kim: [00:48:50] Asian dude would be okay if Molly did not come, y’all need to give a man to seals more at air time.

[00:48:55] I’m not playing around with you. Eatsa Amanda seat.

[00:48:59] Donyetta: [00:48:59] Figure out what happened with [00:49:00] her postpartum depression,

[00:49:02] Kim: [00:49:02] guilt, read a Molly ass, put Molly on the back burner and give Amanda seals. HUD. Do. Well,

[00:49:08] Donyetta: [00:49:08] I like Molly because Molly be dressing her ass off baby. She

[00:49:11] Kim: [00:49:11] does. But if you follow Amanda seals on Instagram, you would never know.

[00:49:16] No, that that

[00:49:16] Donyetta: [00:49:16] was her. The next

[00:49:18] Kim: [00:49:18] day, she is like such a good actress and she does not get her justice. Give Amanda seals some screen time. If you follow

[00:49:26] Donyetta: [00:49:26] her on Instagram, I’m sure you probably will unfollow the next day. She’s alive. No, you gotta, I don’t follow her anymore. You got to take top, you

[00:49:35] Kim: [00:49:35] gotta watch it secure first and then go follow her.

[00:49:38] Cause you wouldn’t believe it. You would not believe it’s her.

[00:49:42] Donyetta: [00:49:42] She is like a milk. I

[00:49:44] Kim: [00:49:44] love her. You don’t like.

[00:49:48] Donyetta: [00:49:48] I like her. I don’t, I listened to her podcast. Faithfully. I just cannot follow her on social media because

[00:49:54] Kim: [00:49:54] you know what? She doesn’t act like a celebrity. She’s like a regular person that [00:50:00] is famous.

[00:50:01] She know what

[00:50:02] Donyetta: [00:50:02] she taught. Like she’s

[00:50:06] Kim: [00:50:06] she comes on Instagram, first thing in the morning. Talking shit. This rolls out of bed crust. She just, she gives zero apps zero,

[00:50:20] Donyetta: [00:50:20] but I love her. I’ve been listening to her podcast for some years now.

[00:50:24] Kim: [00:50:24] Yeah. I like her small doses.

[00:50:28] Donyetta: [00:50:28] I was listening to it today and I was like, man, she got a theme song.

[00:50:31] Y’all never made a thing. Song fuss. No, no. I

[00:50:33] Kim: [00:50:33] mean, man. Oh wait. No, no, no. What’s the theme song. Small doses. That’s because she did it herself. You can, she, you can sing our song. You can do it. I’ll be in the back.

[00:50:48] Donyetta: [00:50:48] That’s why I had to stop clearing my throat. I’m on a lot of other episodes. Y’all was about to mess up my little vocal pipes cause we had went to Hollywood yet.

[00:50:56] So we might have to go to Hollywood. Like Kim’s going to produce my album. [00:51:00] Cause Tyler never called me based on Tik TOK.

[00:51:04] Kim: [00:51:04] So, I don’t know. I can’t with these, I ain’t even going to say to where I was going to say

[00:51:12] use

[00:51:18] Donyetta: [00:51:18] ludicrous. I said you it’s a whole yep. Okay. Also

[00:51:24] Kim: [00:51:24] I can’t

[00:51:29] kill Michael B. Jordan and, um, black Panther. He done died and came back and they end Lori Harvey, all like,

[00:51:38] Donyetta: [00:51:38] wait,

[00:51:41] Kim: [00:51:41] what

[00:51:41] Donyetta: [00:51:41] is going on? What he want and create. So for those of you who don’t know, Lori Harvey is Steve Harvey’s adopted daughter. She even dated a future future.

[00:51:52] Kim: [00:51:52] Wait, so she was a future before this, there wasn’t she with Trey songs too.

[00:51:59] Donyetta: [00:51:59] And [00:52:00] allegedly with P Diddy and Sean Combs, Sean Collins, Christian Cohn. Did he ask any person?

[00:52:07] Kim: [00:52:07] She was running around with daddy too.

[00:52:12] Donyetta: [00:52:12] Let me see

[00:52:13] Kim: [00:52:13] Lori Harvey, Laurie Harvey, and Diddy. She, they was pitchers with them too.

[00:52:18] Donyetta: [00:52:18] They were on a vacation. What? Steven, his wife, Laura, one of the first thing that came up, Laurie Harvey’s dating life before Michael B.

[00:52:26] Jordan. All right, let me see.

[00:52:28] Kim: [00:52:28] I want to know where she hangs out at. When you hang

[00:52:31] Donyetta: [00:52:31] out dated a famous producer and his son, she was with a few rappers future. Uh, Trey Songz.

[00:52:45] Kim: [00:52:45] I remember that wait, but those were both last year, future and Trey Songz. She’s only 24 years old. She’s young.

[00:52:56] Donyetta: [00:52:56] We don’t do slut-shaming on this show, but [00:53:00] if you don’t like Michael B.

[00:53:01] Jordan as much anymore,

[00:53:04] Kim: [00:53:04] I know she LOA her stock when she went with future. Like why.

[00:53:09] Donyetta: [00:53:09] And Negro. He don’t love him. He on weed. I ain’t never heard of a

[00:53:13] Kim: [00:53:13] condom girl. You lucky you got out there without a baby in you. You lucky

[00:53:22] that’s his purpose. Are this the it pregnant? Every whooping he can you

[00:53:26] Donyetta: [00:53:26] lucky girl, maybe the tubes tied girl.

[00:53:32] Kim: [00:53:32] She is, but.

[00:53:34] Donyetta: [00:53:34] Uh, but it’s like, you can’t stand next to the future and not get pregnant. I don’t know how she pulled that off

[00:53:39] Kim: [00:53:39] girl. Maybe she never had sex with him. That’s the only reason I could think.

[00:53:49] How else did she do it?

[00:53:52] Donyetta: [00:53:52] I don’t know to get women pregnant by like osmosis. Like

[00:53:57] Kim: [00:53:57] he, he winks at you when you get [00:54:00] pregnant. I wasn’t wrong with her. Why did they have to go Instagram fish to keep your ships like w w w why you had to go public? Was

[00:54:10] Donyetta: [00:54:10] he, how old is he? She’s 24. How old is Michael B.

[00:54:14] Kim: [00:54:14] Jordan?

[00:54:14] He’s like eight or nine years older than her. She’s a beautiful girl though. She is,

[00:54:24] Donyetta: [00:54:24] I mean, I guess they do make a cute couple.

[00:54:29] Kim: [00:54:29] She bet this one better last, cause I don’t want to see you with nobody else in three months, Laurie did her a future post pictures together? Yes. Remember the money went to Jamaica and they was all right. I can’t

[00:54:42] Donyetta: [00:54:42] do her and

[00:54:42] Kim: [00:54:42] puffy Paul’s pitchers. No, I think we only saw like paparazzi pictures up there.

[00:54:47] Um,

[00:54:48] Donyetta: [00:54:48] what about his son

[00:54:50] Kim: [00:54:50] now? I don’t know.

[00:54:52] Donyetta: [00:54:52] Well, you know, today was her birthday and Michael B. Jordan posted again and tell her happy birthday. He posted a video of them playing in the snow,

[00:55:00] [00:54:59] Kim: [00:54:59] but looking here, she posted a video of, I saw and he gave her a bunch of white roses. Why, why are those roses red?

[00:55:12] And she

[00:55:12] Donyetta: [00:55:12] went on I’m Lisa, right? Shit. Nah, I was gonna say that she only wear white.

[00:55:16] Kim: [00:55:16] You don’t send roses unless they’re red said another flower.

[00:55:22] Donyetta: [00:55:22] But red is so typical.

[00:55:25] Kim: [00:55:25] That’s lovely. I love that his love roses are

[00:55:28] Donyetta: [00:55:28] supposed to be wearing. It is the one that you can get into Kroger. Grocery store though.

[00:55:32] Everybody got red roses, white BJ’s. Now I’m that?

[00:55:37] Kim: [00:55:37] Showbie no red roses. Show love white roses. You can give to your mama. You’re a woman. You gotta give her red,

[00:55:46] Donyetta: [00:55:46] but then sell common like red roses is like, He could have gave

[00:55:50] Kim: [00:55:50] her another flower. Then it’s so many beautiful flowers you could have given her in white, not around

[00:55:57] Donyetta: [00:55:57] Lilly’s funeral [00:56:00] flowers,

[00:56:02] Kim: [00:56:02] all of them, little white,

[00:56:06] Donyetta: [00:56:06] because white is sacred.

[00:56:07] Ray is lustful. White is sacred. I don’t know a lot of women are heartbroken cause Michael B. Jordan. Well y’all said the man, wasn’t going to date a black woman. So now you happy

[00:56:23] Kim: [00:56:23] you happy. Now you got what you wanted your heifers. I gotta take this hoodie off.

[00:56:28] Donyetta: [00:56:28] I’m hot pricey.

[00:56:31] Kim: [00:56:31] Yeah. These hoodies, a warm, if you listen in, um, the sale is over and I hope you got you.

[00:56:36] Some

[00:56:37] Donyetta: [00:56:37] of it is good. Tacho if you’re listening to sellers over,

[00:56:42] Kim: [00:56:42] cause look at these hoodies, they warm. Mm. I’m hot. We wear these for y’all, but I’m taking it off. Cause I’m fricking hot. You’re going to see all of this. Cause I can’t, it’s too tight. It’s too tight. It’s hard. It can’t [00:57:00] just be like, well, you know this, like, will you take your bra off at the end of the night

[00:57:07] Donyetta: [00:57:07] tonight?

[00:57:08] Oh yeah. I used to get home from work.

[00:57:11] Kim: [00:57:11] You don’t know how I feel right now? Jesus

[00:57:23] Donyetta: [00:57:23] but next week I might drink wine again. I won’t be drinking water, so I won’t be so angry. Oh my

[00:57:28] Kim: [00:57:28] God. It feels like that felt good. That felt so

[00:57:33] Donyetta: [00:57:33] good. Kim over there, like tray sauce. Ooh.

[00:57:40] Now that is lunch rice song song. I like though. That’s a good ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of this episode. What does experi yachts, um, make sure that you follow us on all of the socials. We are Le Twins Experience on Instagram and Facebook, as well as YouTube and LeTwinsExp

[00:57:58] Kim: [00:57:58] on Twitter.

[00:57:59] We’re [00:58:00] not La Twins. Cause her country behind can’t say Le Twins. We

[00:58:03] Donyetta: [00:58:03] L E L E it’s. It’s less here, but we asked Haitian people. They said it’s LA Pepe. Le Pew is,  what you do when you go lay down.

[00:58:21] Okay. I just want to make us the lays potato chip show. That’s what we going to be? The Lay’s potato chip shop is Pepe Le Pew LA Pepe Le Pew, let Twitter experience. Oh Lord. Well actually we spelled it wrong, but that’s neither here nor there.

[00:58:35] Kim: [00:58:35] Yeah, it’s not. But we want to thank you all for tuning in to another episode of the show.

[00:58:41] If you purchase merge, thank you so much for supporting us and we’ll have some more stuff coming. Maybe next week, maybe next month, maybe next year. I don’t know, but will

[00:58:55] Donyetta: [00:58:55] that go? It’ll be next week. Cause I cannot post it on social media every day. Again. Y’all are killing me. [00:59:00] Oh yeah. And if you did buy a merge, make sure that when you wear it, you take a picture and tag us in it and we will reshare your photo.

[00:59:06] Okay. Don’t put no filter on it. Cause I’m gonna put you at the back of the stack. If it’s one of them, swipe through posts, you’re

[00:59:11] Kim: [00:59:11] going to look ahead and if it’s a filter. It ain’t GIM posted them. We as a field, this a filter free zone filter, filter fish. It’s like a filter free zone,

[00:59:23] Donyetta: [00:59:23] man. No flex zone. Oh Lord.

[00:59:27] Kim: [00:59:27] All right. So we will catch out on the next one.

[00:59:31] Donyetta: [00:59:31] Bye later. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to subscribe wherever you listen to your podcasts. So you’ll never miss an episode. If

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