Swinging Richards

Episode Transcript

[00:00:00] Donyetta: [00:00:00] Welcome Le Twins Experience with Kim and Donyetta.

[00:00:07] Kim: [00:00:07] Now let’s get back on albums.

[00:00:21] I’m Kim

[00:00:23] Donyetta: [00:00:23] and I’m done yet.

[00:00:24] Kim: [00:00:24] And welcome back to another episode of Le Twins Experience.

[00:00:30] Donyetta: [00:00:30] Back on our bullshit.

[00:00:34] Kim: [00:00:34] We never left, but we

[00:00:36] Donyetta: [00:00:36] back stay on. Let’s stay on it. We’re on it actually right up until this very moment. Y’all, don’t need to know that it’s behind the scenes bullshit, but we was on it.

[00:00:46] Kim: [00:00:46] Yeah. Yes. Ma’am.

[00:00:50] Donyetta: [00:00:50] Uh, so what’s been going on in your week.

[00:00:53] Kim: [00:00:53] Um, let me think. Nothing.

[00:01:00] [00:01:00] I been a lazy all week. I haven’t worked out now one time. Um, yeah, so I’ve been doing absolutely nothing. Uh, the days I don’t even know what today is the number the day. I don’t know nothing like I’m sick of quarantine. Are we in quarantine? What are you?

[00:01:20] Donyetta: [00:01:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m

[00:01:24] Kim: [00:01:24] over it. I am over it. I want out of this COVID coma.

[00:01:31] Like

[00:01:33] Donyetta: [00:01:33] this is like, uh, episode of the Twilight zone. We’ve been here a minute. It’s like, it keeps looping what’s that movie is a Groundhog day. Okay.

[00:01:40] Kim: [00:01:40] I know what you’re talking about, but I don’t know what the movie is saying, but that is exactly what it feels like. Like, I don’t know much more or less I can take.

[00:01:52] Four

[00:01:52] Donyetta: [00:01:52] weeks we’ll have been here for a year.

[00:01:56] Kim: [00:01:56] Cause it started in March, right? That like that [00:02:00] second week in March, that’s crazy that a year has gone by and where’s that. And then it’s talking about all these doggone variants and how we could start everything all up. Like.

[00:02:14] I did. I need to look into Sweden if they’ll let my black ass in. Cause I’m sick of this country. I’m sick of it.

[00:02:20] Donyetta: [00:02:20] You said that last week. Remember

[00:02:26] somebody going to go swimming?

[00:02:30] Kim: [00:02:30] We can’t wait. Like we’re like we’re home, right? We’re home. Who is spreading his virus around? Who, who?

[00:02:38] Donyetta: [00:02:38] All my friends on Instagram at the hookah lounge. And.

[00:02:43] Kim: [00:02:43] I see, um, like a Yaki and reinfected S why? Cause I don’t want to say how these numbers are so high. When P when everything is closed in New York, everything’s closed.

[00:02:55] Donyetta: [00:02:55] I was reading some article. What’s your governor’s name? Is it? Kweyma Cuomo. [00:03:00] Cuomo. And it was saying that he was talking about how the restaurants might open on Valentine’s day, because you know, that’s a big day in the restaurant industry and everybody’s like, how are our numbers are worse than they were when he closed the restaurants?

[00:03:13] What is he talking about?

[00:03:15] Kim: [00:03:15] I don’t understand their logic. Like you’re telling us to stay home, but you want to open restaurant, but here’s the crazy thing. Like some places have like outdoor dining.

[00:03:29] Wait, wait, they have these bubbles, these plastic bubble, they like plastic houses. I saw those and you’re cramped in the house. You might as well go inside. Like, I don’t want it. It’s like. 20 a yard in the plastic bubble. Go

[00:03:45] Donyetta: [00:03:45] see, I can be in the bubble with one person at the most, me and three other people, not a bunch of people.

[00:03:53] That’s

[00:03:53] Kim: [00:03:53] how it was. Supposedly. It’s supposed to be like you and someone in your household, not all your friends get together and go in the [00:04:00] bubble. Like what,

[00:04:01] Donyetta: [00:04:01] what is that? Don’t get COVID. In a bubble route.

[00:04:07] Kim: [00:04:07] I can’t. So what, what you’ve been up to this week? Don’t go on it. Okay.

[00:04:15] Donyetta: [00:04:15] Try to lose weight before, like try to lose weight.

[00:04:20] Cause I got less than three months to 40 till I turned 40 and eight, eight. You know what? I’ve been sending you pictures of I’m over here trying to be the black Martha Stewart. All I do is decorate

[00:04:37] you. Can’t just decorate it. Eat. How are you going to lose weight? That’s why I’m sleeping now, because I wrote that day Peloton bike, like the music was lit, but like after the workout, I just sorta like slumped over and like, you know how you cry? Dry tears. Hello.

[00:04:55] Kim: [00:04:55] I can see it as girl. I follow on Instagram.

[00:04:57] There’s white girl in London and she be on at the [00:05:00] end, Peloton and shit all have no sweat. I was like, what is you do it? You can lay in a bed and do that, like the yabby really working out on that thing or do people just be bullshitting on it?

[00:05:11] Donyetta: [00:05:11] She probably just took, take pictures on her. I ain’t go on that.

[00:05:16] Cause today, like I did, you can do it in different time increments. You can do different theme music. So today I did a 30 minute hip-hop right. So I’m like huffing and puffing. And I didn’t drink out of my water like three times. And today that was the instructor I did today. She talking about some you’re two minutes into your workout.

[00:05:40] Well, he was still in the warm up. I said, Oh, I’m not, but yeah. So, I mean, I’m a keep at it because I don’t know. But it, that girl, she probably just taking pictures of her bike

[00:05:57] Kim: [00:05:57] and Alyssa, he at people y’all listening. [00:06:00] Yeah. Peloton as y’all get on my dog on nurse too. Right. Y’all get on my last night, I’m sick of seeing you on your stupid bikes, which is stupid Peloton.

[00:06:08] I’m sick of it, but I say it on this show and I tell that yet, but I don’t post about it. I need you people to stop hating on Peloton. I hate them to make it what’s that posting about them? Like, why do y’all care? Why do you care?

[00:06:27] Donyetta: [00:06:27] Like the people that I see that are posting about it are one black. Or African-American and two runners and we all know runners, habitually, y’all post everything y’all do in all the wrong groups on your page.

[00:06:42] Some of y’all got multiple pages and

[00:06:44] Kim: [00:06:44] it’s like annoying. Y’all annoying. Why you got more than one page when it’s only, you it’s only you, which you got to

[00:06:50] Donyetta: [00:06:50] page four it’s for that different personality. So I was in the comments. I think I screenshot and sent it to you. Somebody told a [00:07:00] person who was always complaining about Peloton.

[00:07:01] Like, what’s your like cash, you have a PayPal, so I can send you $5 to put it towards this Peloton bike that you want. She won’t stop talking about it. I was like,

[00:07:09] Kim: [00:07:09] Oh, that’s probably what they want. A donation. That’s weird. Listen, we don’t complain. When you show your little bags and your sneakers and your babies.

[00:07:23] I get sick of looking at y’all babies, but I’ll complain.

[00:07:25] Donyetta: [00:07:25] I just keep scrolling. Well, when people get their fingernails done and they’d be in the luxury car and then they put their hand over stairwells. So you can see the emblem or whatever it’s called.

[00:07:36] Kim: [00:07:36] Who gives up. I hate that, but I don’t complain about it.

[00:07:41] I just keep scrolling. Cause that stuff doesn’t bother me. It gets on my nerves. Yeah. But it doesn’t bother me. Like if it doesn’t affect you, it doesn’t. Why are you giving it energy? Let these Peloton people live, just keep scrolling. That’s what I do. Hey, get on my nerves. I’ll be like [00:08:00] that. Yatta pitch.

[00:08:00] Diana is the only person who posts on the Peloton. And I like the picture.

[00:08:12] I like your other stuff. I’m not liking those stupid bike pitchers. I’m sorry. But keep it, keep it going though. Like

[00:08:19] Donyetta: [00:08:19] keep it going. I mean like three or four Peloton groups and I never posted there, I never go into like anybody’s posts. Um, look, yeah, I’m gonna be more sociable. I’m not this year. I told ya.

[00:08:31] So it was cute. I’ll say show. I want to do these YouTube. Y’all ain’t never gonna see me again because I probably wouldn’t have taken a shower today. Y’all don’t hear me like on the podcast, but see me.

[00:08:43] Kim: [00:08:43] Last week, like, do I have to post on Instagram? Like how many, how many posts can I do on this wall?

[00:08:52] Donyetta: [00:08:52] How come Kim?

[00:08:53] Yes. What I’m trying to do better about like my blog and my YouTube channel. And so last night I scheduled [00:09:00] it and I made my little trailer video and I was ready and I scheduled it for 2:00 PM, four o’clock I sit in on her eating pretzel chips. And I forgotten to post. Then I released the new YouTube video today.

[00:09:14] Like I just didn’t care. I need to do, I’m going to do better. I should’ve set my alarm. I don’t know how I forgot. I put so much work into it. I eventually pardon me. I did it.

[00:09:26] Kim: [00:09:26] We in a doggone, right? Let’s just jump to 2023. Let’s do that because I think by 2023, we’ll be back to normal 20, 21. In 2020,

[00:09:41] Donyetta: [00:09:41] no.

[00:09:42] Cause in 2023, we going to be attacked by killer bees or some stupid mess. Fuck it. Ain’t take no more.

[00:09:50] Kim: [00:09:50] Wait, did you see report that? They said that the next pandemic is coming and it’s like some mold or something has said I’m leaving, I’m [00:10:00] leaving planet earth. If something else

[00:10:04] Donyetta: [00:10:04] Allard, we need to get one of those bubbles.

[00:10:07] In New York, I figured out how to take it to the moon.

[00:10:10] Kim: [00:10:10] Oh, it was a fungus. I think they said,

[00:10:14] Donyetta: [00:10:14] is that going to grow in your skin or in your lungs?

[00:10:18] Kim: [00:10:18] I’m not even Googling it. Cause I don’t want them to start giving me ads about whatever they talking about. I don’t want to see no news about it. I don’t want to see nothing nada.

[00:10:29] Donyetta: [00:10:29] I’m just waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out and tell me I got punked. Oh, I’m looking for. He’s not here. Okay.

[00:10:38] Kim: [00:10:38] Where are you at Ashton? Make it go away.

[00:10:42] Donyetta: [00:10:42] All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are now at the song pick of the week segment where Kim and I both pick a song to add to our Spotify playlist that cam carefully curates for your listening pleasure every single week.

[00:10:55] Kim, what song you got this week for us? So

[00:10:59] Kim: [00:10:59] this [00:11:00] week I have my girl Monique Nicole. Now I met Monique through running. She went on a trip with my company to Barbados and she is an artist and she has a new song out called red bottoms and lingerie featuring is that a little bit, a little flip, a little flip, a

[00:11:24] Donyetta: [00:11:24] little flat.

[00:11:25] Little Phillip little Trent, no little flip, little

[00:11:29] Kim: [00:11:29] flip. So she, she got, she has a video for this song. She’s in her red bottoms and lingerie getting it in y’all. So I

[00:11:38] Donyetta: [00:11:38] wouldn’t show it as a man in the video

[00:11:40] Kim: [00:11:40] with her. No. Was she getting in, then she went to her girl. She’s

[00:11:48] Donyetta: [00:11:48] like, Oh, mama was in the gutter.

[00:11:51] Nevermind. Yeah, no, she caught him

[00:11:54] Kim: [00:11:54] doing all that.

[00:11:54] Donyetta: [00:11:54] She was just, you know, she was getting it in. I was like, tell him, no, she [00:12:00] is. She.

[00:12:05] Yeah, half is on this rabbis and she’s getting it in. I was like, who’s the man in the video.

[00:12:14] Kim: [00:12:14] No, he’s not good at it, but yeah, definitely check her out. Show your support, go stream the song on Spotify. It’s on Spotify, Apple music, all that good stuff. So. Her name is spelled Monique, M O N I Q U E. Nicole, N I K K O L E.

[00:12:32] Red bottoms of lingerie. Check it out. Boom. What’s your song this week?

[00:12:41] Donyetta: [00:12:41] This week, we’re bringing it back down South last week, went to the West coast. Now we’re coming back down South. I’m trying to think other good things that have come out of Louisiana is all this music. And all that food

[00:12:54] Kim: [00:12:54] and Popeye’s Popeye’s chicken

[00:12:57] Donyetta: [00:12:57] Popeye’s [00:13:00] yes, no limit cash.

[00:13:01] Money was taken over for the night out in 2000. And so

[00:13:12] Kim: [00:13:12] Louisiana.

[00:13:14] Donyetta: [00:13:14] And crawfish. I love crawfish. Yeah. So today, so you don’t like crawfish? I

[00:13:20] Kim: [00:13:20] tried crawfish the one time I went to new Orleans and I, it has like a taste, uh, after, uh, I don’t like it, it tastes, and I love me some crabs shot the test, some crabs down. But he was frozen

[00:13:35] Donyetta: [00:13:35] out of new Orleans. It

[00:13:36] Kim: [00:13:36] should have been fresh though.

[00:13:37] You know what? I had that, um, at two Fe maybe that’s why it’s  yeah,

[00:13:43] Donyetta: [00:13:43] it has like a gravy. Yeah,

[00:13:45] Kim: [00:13:45] I did not like it. Like,

[00:13:47] Donyetta: [00:13:47] I just liked them straight off the shell.

[00:13:50] Kim: [00:13:50] I have to try that way. Cause that’s who Fe . No. You got to find some crawfish back to your song.

[00:13:57] Donyetta: [00:13:57] Oh yeah, we hadn’t yet. We started talking about food [00:14:00] and cash money records.

[00:14:01] So the song is wipe me down by Fox. Is it Webby or Weeby Webby? Webby and little Boosie cause why me down. So like winding down his best song that when it come on, you better sit there and act like God, ain’t blessed. You, you better get up and dance. Cause I’m on. Wipe it down.

[00:14:23] Kim: [00:14:23] Little boozy, been out for a minute.

[00:14:26] You can see him on Instagram today acting a fool, but dang little boozy bear in it.

[00:14:32] Donyetta: [00:14:32] I remember this came out like for college and like everybody would just lose their minds. Like when it would come on. That was a good sign.

[00:14:40] Kim: [00:14:40] Daddy hit up here.

[00:14:45] Donyetta: [00:14:45] capital’s love that song.

[00:14:49] Kim: [00:14:49] What? They damn stick. I could see it.

[00:14:52] Donyetta: [00:14:52] And then, then they low. Jell-O shoulder shimmy. Oh,

[00:15:02] [00:15:00] we love y’all though. Y’all know. That’s what y’all be looking like. Right. They be all down on the ground. Huh? Oh, ah. And you know, it’s always one capita LA he holding the mirror up for the other capita as he shimmies, like.

[00:15:17] Kim: [00:15:17] Baby step at like them strippers back in a day, we use these strippers. Okay. I used to go to the strip as shows and I had a stripper at my bachelorette party.

[00:15:30] His name was Anaconda. You know, I looked him up like not too long ago. I kind of, I couldn’t find that. I used to love me some Anaconda. My friends used to always tell me he was gay, but I didn’t care. I had to knock here. He was the best thing ever.

[00:15:44] Donyetta: [00:15:44] Do you have Anaconda? Yes. I figure that’s where the name came from.

[00:15:50] Yes, she did. I love

[00:15:53] Kim: [00:15:53] me some Anaconda. My sister, my sister got me into them. Doggone, strip and shells. [00:16:00] I’ll bet they still have them. We would probably be the Oldenburg ones up in there

[00:16:05] Donyetta: [00:16:05] when I was in Birmingham. Like the black Chippendales used to come through. Woo. And it would be like, it was, it was in a club set up, but it’d be like before the club open.

[00:16:16] And so they would have like a ladies night and yeah, the black Chippendales would be in their child.

[00:16:22] Kim: [00:16:22] Why are there no male strip clubs? Like, we want to have fun too.

[00:16:28] Donyetta: [00:16:28] There’s one hair in Atlanta, but you know, there is. It ain’t, they, it ain’t for us. It’s cost swinging Richards. And you know what the nickname for Richard is, right?

[00:16:41] A Dick swinging dicks, Kim, Dave, your name is Richard. Nobody calls you. Did they call you Dick? They had a strip at cloud

[00:16:51] Kim: [00:16:51] costs. Swinging dicks,

[00:16:56] Donyetta: [00:16:56] technically. Yes. Swinging Richards.

[00:17:00] [00:16:59] Kim: [00:16:59] We need to go there. Do they have COVID precautions in place

[00:17:04] Donyetta: [00:17:04] in Atlanta? Probably not because they’re across the street at the magic city, but I think Richards, I think it’s caters to gate men, but that’s what I said. It ain’t for us. You know what I have heard straight men say that look, they don’t care.

[00:17:23] Like what the customers like, they go in there and get their money, honey. Hello. So we might run into some straight man, you know, it’s open and Atlanta everything’s open. We were only closed for three days.

[00:17:36] Kim: [00:17:36] Um, I had to wear two masks and go up in there and see what was happening.

[00:17:41] Donyetta: [00:17:41] Well, you don’t get the mass where you can slip, slip the little 3m filter in it.

[00:17:46] Yeah, Anna facia. We’ll do a mask and a face shield. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are now at the segment of the show that we call black girl magic. However, we tweaked the name because there’s a lot going on this week. We [00:18:00] have black girl magic and Brown boys joy. All right, Kia. Well, we got first up.

[00:18:07] Kim: [00:18:07] So first up, we have Brianna Daniels and she is the first black woman to work in the pit at the Daytona 500.

[00:18:19] Give an applause for that, because this has never happened. So she made her debut. Last week. She’s a beautiful young lady. She’s American and she has Guyanese roots as well. And she is making history, you know, um, as far as Bush. Yeah, she is cute. So yeah, I think there may be a few black drivers in NASCAR, but not many few.

[00:18:49] And she’s bringing a little Brown. Goodness to the world of NASCAR. So congratulations. Young lady. You’re making history.

[00:19:00] [00:19:00] Donyetta: [00:19:00] Yes, indeed. Let’s see my girl Stacy Abrams. There’s going to be nominated for a Nobel peace prize.

[00:19:09] Kim: [00:19:09] Yes, she is.

[00:19:12] Donyetta: [00:19:12] Georgia. Yes. Stacy, you deserve it. Oh,

[00:19:17] Kim: [00:19:17] Jordan I’d

[00:19:18] Donyetta: [00:19:18] say

[00:19:19] Kim: [00:19:19] hustling. Yes, she did.

[00:19:21] She helped to mobilize voters to get voters registered. So being recognized for that, with this nomination and you know, it’s a good thing. I heard that she’s contemplating running for governor again. Did you hear that?

[00:19:38] Donyetta: [00:19:38] She, she should, I’m a vote for her again. W we almost had it. We almost had it.

[00:19:45] Kim: [00:19:45] Yeah.

[00:19:47] That’s the election they stole y’all should have been storming. The Georgia Capitol y’all want to storm something.

[00:19:51] Donyetta: [00:19:51] Shoot. That’s why they couldn’t rig this presidential election. Cause we was already watching it, you

[00:19:57] Kim: [00:19:57] know, but yeah. [00:20:00] Congratulations to miss Abrams. This is a peace

[00:20:04] Donyetta: [00:20:04] prize. Wow. This is big. She is pretty Epic and she works so much, but she’s so quiet about it.

[00:20:14] Kim: [00:20:14] I know too much about her. Like anywhere. Maybe I should start following her. Does she post on socials?

[00:20:23] Donyetta: [00:20:23] I think she might. So she’s going like follow in the footsteps of like dark Martha Luther King Jr. He has a Nobel peace prize for like what he did and the civil rights movement and being an activist.

[00:20:36] That’s that’s a high status girl. I like

[00:20:39] Kim: [00:20:39] that. Listen to stay secure. I’m gonna need you to get your social together because you haven’t posted since January 6th.

[00:20:48] I had

[00:20:48] Donyetta: [00:20:48] been working all year to get people to them. Polls Stacy was like the Harriet’s up in of the voting polls. She’s she’s probably

[00:20:56] Kim: [00:20:56] to stay in the public eyes. She has to keep her name out there. We [00:21:00] need to know what you’re doing. Girl, you’re going to run for this governor seat again. How many more years is that for?

[00:21:06] Or

[00:21:06] Donyetta: [00:21:06] three? I have, we don’t have another four more years.

[00:21:09] Kim: [00:21:09] Well, the governance has six years don’t they? Is it for

[00:21:15] Donyetta: [00:21:15] hope it’s only for you. See, I’m about to go back to Alabama. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Less than

[00:21:26] Kim: [00:21:26] four years there. Four years. So when he got

[00:21:30] Donyetta: [00:21:30] killed, got elected in 20 was 18 or 19.

[00:21:36] Kim: [00:21:36] What was his first name?

[00:21:38] Donyetta: [00:21:38] Brian?

[00:21:40] Kim: [00:21:40] No, no. 2018. Okay. November six, 20. Oh. So to his term, sorry, 19, November, November.

[00:21:51] Donyetta: [00:21:51] I don’t know when the governor gets sworn in and I don’t remember him getting sworn in because it was such a mess that he won. [00:22:00] I think him getting sworn in was overshadowed. Hmm. So I honestly, I just remember there was a recount and it was a lot of talk about voter suppression.

[00:22:11] I remember at the time he was the, when he ran for governor, was he the, is it the secretary of state that certifies the vote

[00:22:22] and they were like, how are you going to run for governor? And you have it like. Stepped down from your position as a secretary of state. That’s

[00:22:29] Kim: [00:22:29] why it was rigged because he was, he was the secretary of state and running. Yeah. He didn’t

[00:22:34] Donyetta: [00:22:34] step down and he just went and ran for governor. So that’s why she really pushed hard to have that the recounts happen.

[00:22:41] There were a lot of people who stood in line for hours to vote. They closed a lot of voting places here in Georgia and those set of voting places were always. In minority neighborhoods  it was a, it was a hot

[00:22:53] Kim: [00:22:53] miss. So camp is up for reelection in 2022. So Georgia, we [00:23:00] ready, Georgia. Y’all better not F this up again,

[00:23:04] Donyetta: [00:23:04] but you know what?

[00:23:05] I think it’s going to be another tough one because now the Republicans are conscious and they already mad. Black girl magic and Brown boy joy

[00:23:16] Kim: [00:23:16] at first Brown boy,

[00:23:19] Donyetta: [00:23:19] is this the very first? I think

[00:23:20] Kim: [00:23:20] it is.

[00:23:24] Donyetta: [00:23:24] We didn’t give it supplies last week because he had that beautiful smile.

[00:23:28] Kim: [00:23:28] Well, he got an honorable mention, but he wasn’t officially.

[00:23:32] I’m a new juice out. Crushing all applies. Stop

[00:23:35] Donyetta: [00:23:35] it. You mentioned as my enlist shrimp.

[00:23:39] Kim: [00:23:39] Oh yes. He was the endless stream.

[00:23:43] Donyetta: [00:23:43] Well, he wasn’t original the original inland shrimp and the show was not a good thing. No plastic beat my English rent though. We ain’t even gonna mention that other inlays shrub. In this shrimp,

[00:23:58] Kim: [00:23:58] wait to just see stuff like comment about red [00:24:00] lobster or that pose.

[00:24:03] Donyetta: [00:24:03] I might put a weed distillery across next door to red lobster. See what happened? They’re going to run out of basket. Hold on. Before we get no browse joy. Somebody from my high school commented. And we know last week we talked about men who were nose raised. Cause I said, Tupac is the only man that I love that wears.

[00:24:21] It knows Ray and Kim was like, she hates the nose rings. It is sort of weird. We’re not going to lie. And somebody that I went to high school with commented that men who wear nose rings or who.

[00:24:38] Kim: [00:24:38] I use that one. I am using that one. That’s a

[00:24:42] Donyetta: [00:24:42] good, yeah, you ain’t nothing but a hoochie mama hood, rat hood rat.

[00:24:48] the bull. That was to take that one out

[00:24:52] Kim: [00:24:52] next

[00:24:53] Donyetta: [00:24:53] time. I see you. You been, that’d be on the street and yell out. Who titled you? Your mama. Will you see the dude [00:25:00] with the nose? Right?

[00:25:04] Kim: [00:25:04] I don’t see many dudes with nose rank, but when you see one, you notice it cause you don’t see it that often,

[00:25:12] Donyetta: [00:25:12] which is like men who wear dangly earrings, like the guy for him. Um, now who are you going to? Blowfish is his name? Aaron Neville. You know what I’m talking about?

[00:25:21] Kim: [00:25:21] Yes. How Michael Jordan used to wear.

[00:25:24] I think Michael Jordan still wears that stupid hoop.

[00:25:28] Donyetta: [00:25:28] Yeah. And the final dance or the last day is whatever that Netflix documentary is. He had that in his ear and I think was his was probably real, like I know never TD goal, you

[00:25:41] Kim: [00:25:41] know? Okay. Back to black boy joy, because I don’t know what kind of

[00:25:45] Donyetta: [00:25:45] subject, so Brown boy joy.

[00:25:48] We have actor now’s Fitch. He’s going to be Disney’s first black Prince. And so when I saw his picture, I was so excited. Cause I know now, um, [00:26:00] as. This is us. He’s the young, um, Randall Randall. Oh, well, he’s teenage Randall cause there’s a kid Randall too. So he hasn’t been literally a year as a teenager.

[00:26:16] They haven’t showed him. I’ve been watching it. Cause I hadn’t like jailbroken my fire stick yet. And I don’t have cable no more. So I’d be having a hard time finding stuff. Niles Fitch is going to be a black Prince in a Disney live action film called secret society of second born Royals. Say that fast three times.

[00:26:36] So is it going to be like when they did a little mermaid life and stuff like that?

[00:26:40] Kim: [00:26:40] No, I don’t know, but it’s going to be on Disney plus and you know, I got Disney, plus, I’m gonna need you to give me your password. So I’ll go ask you some Disney parks.

[00:26:48] Donyetta: [00:26:48] I’ll send it to you. I just got to figure out what it is cause it’s insane.

[00:26:52] Y’all know passwords. It’s a, it’s a bad relationship. Locking myself out.

[00:26:57] Kim: [00:26:57] I would just need the, go on my fire stick. I could probably [00:27:00] watch all leads if I want to watch the discovery. Plus actually they got some shows on Amazon watch, but yeah, this show, so, um, is going to be on Disney plus and congratulations to this young man.

[00:27:14] Because of his

[00:27:14] Donyetta: [00:27:14] little handsome

[00:27:15] Kim: [00:27:15] cell, he, his little cutie. All right. Let’s get into the bullshit that went down this way.

[00:27:24] Donyetta: [00:27:24] We got, we started off with good bullshit or some bullshit bullshit. We signed off with the good bullshit of the week. I like up bullshit. Okay.

[00:27:33] Kim: [00:27:33] So Kelly roll-in gave birth on the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. Congratulations.

[00:27:44] Donyetta: [00:27:44] She had another boy or did she have a girl? She had

[00:27:46] Kim: [00:27:46] another boy.

[00:27:47] His name is Noah. John Witherspoon. Now wasn’t pops named John with his phone. Bang, bang, bang, whose name from Friday?

[00:28:00] [00:28:00] Donyetta: [00:28:00] It was, Oh

[00:28:03] Kim: [00:28:03] yeah. Seven

[00:28:04] Donyetta: [00:28:04] pounds. Boom. I didn’t know. That was her husband’s last name.

[00:28:07] Kim: [00:28:07] What’s his name? Tim. I think his name is Tim or Tom. Cause the

[00:28:12] Donyetta: [00:28:12] sun is like tied in the oldest is tied in or something like that.

[00:28:15] What a spoon that sounds like it should be in the, um, Bridgeton. Doug

[00:28:20] Kim: [00:28:20] burger is burger Tim Britton.

[00:28:25] Donyetta: [00:28:25] I told you I be listening to the vitamin string. Quartet has covers a thank you next and girls like you. And you can get on alpha music and listened to the violin music that they covered in.

[00:28:36] Kim: [00:28:36] And they have some good music on that show.

[00:28:39] When they play Ariana Grande, I was like Ariana Grande. They was in the 18 hundreds.

[00:28:45] Donyetta: [00:28:45] It sounds like I’m in my car. Ain’t no bass in my music no more. Cause I know, I think I burst the speakers in my car by the way, too, too much bass, but I’ve been listening to violin.

[00:28:59] That’d be at the [00:29:00] traffic light. He would be like, What’s wrong with this child. I be going to heart now. Let’s look at that baby. That baby is so cute. Well, we can see of him anyway. Um, John Weatherspoon. Well, hello, John.

[00:29:17] Kim: [00:29:17] It makes me want another one for

[00:29:19] Donyetta: [00:29:19] two seconds. Other bullshit. We got Osho. Cinco is engaged.

[00:29:27] Kim: [00:29:27] Chet.

[00:29:30] Donyetta: [00:29:30] I forget as his name. He didn’t chat. Sharelle Rosato yeah.

[00:29:38] Kim: [00:29:38] Last name. He liked them. Spanish girls. Evelyn, Lazada,

[00:29:43] Donyetta: [00:29:43] Lazada. I bet. Let

[00:29:46] Kim: [00:29:46] me look. Well, he gave her a big old rain yard. I think it is, but she hasn’t.

[00:29:50] Donyetta: [00:29:50] He gave Evelyn one to B Evelyn up.

[00:29:53] Kim: [00:29:53] He punched Evelyn in the forehead.

[00:29:57] Donyetta: [00:29:57] She did have a, not ever what y’all [00:30:00] do,

[00:30:02] Kim: [00:30:02] but it was funny.

[00:30:03] All children, a chalk Looby, goodness, just like him, but he marries Hispanic woman as she’s beauty. She’s a beautiful woman. She’s a retired army paratrooper. What is that? Aren’t those, the ones that jump out of planes. I don’t know. Oh, no, don’t be asking me stuff that out though.

[00:30:27] Donyetta: [00:30:27] I should know, since I’m a military brat, I’m like I’m paying no attention.

[00:30:33] I

[00:30:33] Kim: [00:30:33] don’t know someone trained to parachute into operations. So I was right. The ones that jump out of the plane. Yeah. So at least she has her own, she’s making her own money. I’m mad at you just keep, just keep an eye on Chad’s ass. Cause he’s scared

[00:30:52] if

[00:30:52] Donyetta: [00:30:52] his forehead started coming to your forehead girl swerve because he bought a head, but you like, he did shit,

[00:31:00] [00:31:00] Kim: [00:31:00] but you know what?

[00:31:01] Everyone deserves a second, third or fourth chance.

[00:31:09] Donyetta: [00:31:09] So redemption.

[00:31:11] Kim: [00:31:11] So hopefully dad has gotten his ish together. Man, he’s going to treat this one, right? She got you a Chanel bag. You won the big to

[00:31:21] Donyetta: [00:31:21] jumbo, dammit, salt and pepper. And Wendy Williams had bio pics that were released in the last couple of weeks on lifetime. Now I don’t have much input because you know, my situation with my fire stick is not jail broken and I’ve taught.

[00:31:41] I can let go of my cable in 2020. Well, look here,

[00:31:43] Kim: [00:31:43] I watch both of them and. The salt and pepper. Now, look, I forgot about salt and pepper. I just happened to go old people Facebook one night and Oh, the night it premiered and old heads was talking about slum pepper. So I [00:32:00] was like how they did

[00:32:01] Donyetta: [00:32:01] spend a rela wrong.

[00:32:02] Kim: [00:32:02] I was like, let me watch this dog by movie. So I’ve watched it late, but let me tell you that movie was

[00:32:08] Donyetta: [00:32:08] horrible. Horrible. Okay. Put some

[00:32:13] Kim: [00:32:13] phlegm on it. It was the worst. Movie

[00:32:16] Donyetta: [00:32:16] powder. Did you say put some flips up?

[00:32:21] Kim: [00:32:21] It was terrible. All my, the acting was

[00:32:26] Donyetta: [00:32:26] horrible. Horrible. I can’t do that.

[00:32:31] Kim: [00:32:31] The wigs were

[00:32:33] Donyetta: [00:32:33] horrific.

[00:32:34] Like

[00:32:38] Kim: [00:32:38] it was the, I can’t believe how bad to acting was like. It’s probably karma, you know, for them cut and spin out. And they played like spend the Rella. She was in it, but she was like, barely had any, you know, she barely spoke like,

[00:32:54] Donyetta: [00:32:54] and this, she said that they didn’t like involve her in the production part of it either.

[00:32:59] And [00:33:00] so like all I’ve been hearing on social media or how like people like, Oh, heads, like our age group and up be like, Y’all we know just because the name of the group of salt and pepper, but we all knew there were three members in the group, like why y’all keep trying to play this woman.  like, she was not

[00:33:16] Kim: [00:33:16] in the group.

[00:33:18] Always Lisa Ray,

[00:33:20] Donyetta: [00:33:20] it was Lisa Ray. And I saw it at the Fox. Like that show they do. She was like, if it wasn’t no spin irrelevant, they was going to be rapping too. Cause she was. That’s like she was saying he didn’t, he, he, he was himself and he didn’t need DJ jazzy fresh. He was just a fresh Prince, like yeah.

[00:33:39] Silly.

[00:33:40] Kim: [00:33:40] It was hot. Like lifetime, their movies are hit and miss, but this one was categorically. The worst thing I have ever seen, where do they find? Like I could have acted in am will be better than them. Half as they was terrible, terrible

[00:33:55] Donyetta: [00:33:55] poop. Who played them? Anybody that she recognized? No,

[00:33:58] Kim: [00:33:58] I don’t know who the heck they [00:34:00] were

[00:34:01] Donyetta: [00:34:01] them lifetime.

[00:34:02] Like you said, I’m lifetime movies. They’d be like.

[00:34:05] Kim: [00:34:05] So if you haven’t watched salt and pepper movie and you know what they didn’t reveal anything was like, we w you gave us nothing that we didn’t already know. Wow.

[00:34:15] Donyetta: [00:34:15] Did they talk about how

[00:34:16] Kim: [00:34:16] the dogs spend to roll out? No. I tell you she was barely in it. Like they brought her on, like, we’re going to bring on a DJ.

[00:34:21] So his comes from Cinderella. She said a few words one time. And then at the end she was with them dancing. And now that was it. You didn’t see the story was about salt and pepper. They didn’t talk about Cinderella’s life at all.

[00:34:34] Donyetta: [00:34:34] I saw it interview spindarella did. And you remember the water man? What a man, what a man video and Tupac was in the video, but they never showed Tupac’s face, but you could see like that thug like tattoo.

[00:34:46] So you knew it was to pot. And they said that he didn’t know they weren’t going to show his face. And he was pissed when he saw the final product, which was the music video, but they sent, they didn’t show his face because at that time, his image, he was going [00:35:00] through like legal troubles, because they said he had shot some cops.

[00:35:03] And, uh, it was alleged that he had sexually assaulted a woman, but spender Rella was like, but y’all had church in the video and he wasn’t LPP

[00:35:13] Kim: [00:35:13] he was out there beating women and y’all hadn’t. He was

[00:35:16] Donyetta: [00:35:16] just remember when you were young and you didn’t know what opp meant and they’d be singing it in the car now that you know, he’d be like ma Ooh, I know mama was gripping that steering wheel.

[00:35:26] Javi knuckles was white. Yeah. You know me,

[00:35:29] Kim: [00:35:29] that was the jam. But yeah, they let him be in it. Listen, if you haven’t seen Salaam pepper movie, skip it is not worth the two. And then I wait, I didn’t record it. So I had to watch it on demand and it made me watch cooking. It was torture.

[00:35:45] Donyetta: [00:35:45] It was, I was gonna say they didn’t want, they wanted to really stick it to you

[00:35:49] Kim: [00:35:49] torture.

[00:35:50] Oh my God. I’m like, can I get these two hours of my life back? Because this was horrible.

[00:35:55] Donyetta: [00:35:55] And that tells about Wendy Williams and all this. She does stern

[00:36:00] [00:36:00] Kim: [00:36:00] now with these movie was good.

[00:36:03] Donyetta: [00:36:03] I figured it would be because I just love her messy show. I love

[00:36:07] Kim: [00:36:07] like the girl that they had playing her, she like nailed Wendy to a T to the Jersey accent.

[00:36:14] Like the Lily and her wigs were good. Like what happened to salt pepper? Like Wednesday must’ve had her wig people in there putting the wigs on her. Cause

[00:36:24] Donyetta: [00:36:24] you know, this thing Wendy’s first lifetime movie. Remember she did, um, Aliyah. So when he probably got, you know, some favor. They like

[00:36:33] Kim: [00:36:33] her. Listen, her probably was, everything was on point.

[00:36:37] The acting was on point. Her husband is us combat. Like we knew he was bad, but she showed a big

[00:36:45] Donyetta: [00:36:45] calf.

[00:36:46] Kim: [00:36:46] She showed the terribleness of him. He was horrible,

[00:36:50] Donyetta: [00:36:50] big cab. Cause you know, big Kevin, the son is little kid, big cab was a douchebag. Well, we knew that because of.

[00:36:56] Kim: [00:36:56] Girl. He was, he was [00:37:00] controlling. He was blocking out money, like getting deals made like anchor.

[00:37:05] He was cheating and like the whole marriage that he had mowed his mistress in the same neighborhood, down the street. Didn’t he not miles away. A nice, big, old, nice house. $800,000 house, like, uh, Udacity. His audacity was on a hundred, like. I don’t know, but when she finds, like the baby was like, she knew he was cheating all those years, she knew it.

[00:37:31] She would catch him. And middle of the night, he would be in the other room talking to chicks on the phone, like. No respect, but when he got the girl pregnant, that was like the last straw for her. That’s when she finally kicked his ass to the curb. But she said, I said

[00:37:46] Donyetta: [00:37:46] it on her show. She’s like, I can forgive a bunch of stuff.

[00:37:48] She said, I will not forgive a

[00:37:49] Kim: [00:37:49] baby. And she said like, the reason why she stayed was because of her son little kid. And when he heard a lot of people say that and when he finally. [00:38:00] Towards the end. He was in college anyway. So I think that’s why, you know, it made it easier, easier for her to want to leave, but she probably didn’t want to leave him anyway because she I’m sure she had to pay him out the wazoo.

[00:38:13] I remember

[00:38:14] Donyetta: [00:38:14] like she took his name off of like when they would roll the credits for the Wendy Williams show. After we heard about that, beta, his name one rolling on the screen anymore. I heard that they locked him out the studio. Uh, she’s she started repossessing cars that was parked at the baby mama house.

[00:38:29] Cause they was in her name, run me my car

[00:38:31] Kim: [00:38:31] back this boy, he had the fancy cause like she wasn’t in a regular old band. She was like in a Rose Rory, like the

[00:38:40] Donyetta: [00:38:40] good stuff like Sheila, our Wendy had it all, put it on the back of the truck at run me myself. Stuff. That’s in my name. I want to watch it. Cause I heard that she disclosed back in the day, her and method, man.

[00:38:52] Got it in.

[00:38:53] Kim: [00:38:53] No, you watch there’s this other show that comes with it. So it’s the biopic. And [00:39:00] then they have this other show was she’s live interviewing, you know, and saying what went down in her life. If you look up Wendy Williams, they’ll both pop up, but that one is good. I think I saw both of, oops. She gives a T in that one and Wendy

[00:39:14] Donyetta: [00:39:14] late method, man alone.

[00:39:16] Let him be in peace. One. You, the one that told us on the radio that his wife had cancer and they hadn’t even told their family and friends.

[00:39:23] Kim: [00:39:23] Uh huh. And you let that man be, you know, his wife came out with a statement about this,

[00:39:30] Donyetta: [00:39:30] about the getting it in or the cancer?

[00:39:32] Kim: [00:39:32] No about her. Um, him and Wendy.

[00:39:36] Donyetta: [00:39:36] What does she say?

[00:39:37] Let’s see if I can find it.

[00:39:40] Kim: [00:39:40] Um, method man’s wife drags. Wendy Williams caught her a circus freak.

[00:39:59] Donyetta: [00:39:59] wow. I saw in [00:40:00] the blogs that they was talking about, Wendy Williams should’ve have said anything about method, man, and her getting it in because first of all, he don’t want nobody to know. He slept with somebody who shaped like the letter P.

[00:40:09] Kim: [00:40:09] Hi, John. Hi John. So listen, this is what Tamika Smith that’s met the man’s wife.

[00:40:15] She said for years, I kept my silence while Wendy Williams launched constant verbal attacks against my husband, myself and our family. She, she calls the alleged broadsides blatant attempts to provoke us and claiming that Williams had an issue. Obsession with their, their lives. Wendy has proven once again, as she is incapable of any decency.

[00:40:41] An obvious attempt to increase ratings for her sad biopic. That biopic was, it was good. It wasn’t sad, girl. You hate in her struggling TV show. I don’t think she’s struggling. She’d been on air for 10 plus years and her burnt out career. Woo. You met, met the man’s wife. [00:41:00] I don’t know your name. I’m not scrolling back up to get your name, but you mad girl.

[00:41:06] She didn’t care that she was violating my rights of privacy or that I hadn’t shared the news of my diagnosis with my family and friends yet. She never apologized, never express any regret whatsoever.

[00:41:19] Donyetta: [00:41:19] That was pretty trashy, not pretty. That was very trashy.

[00:41:24] Kim: [00:41:24] Yes. And I would say she

[00:41:27] Donyetta: [00:41:27] does seem sort of obsessed.

[00:41:28] Like why would it be breaking news? Like why would you feel that you need to reveal that method, man, his wife has cancer. I know. And remember that method may have had a wife. So

[00:41:36] Kim: [00:41:36] when, I didn’t know, he had a wife.

[00:41:40] Donyetta: [00:41:40] Yeah. Like he keeps his personal life private, but like, why is that something you want to disclose?

[00:41:45] She might have a point there you’re a little bit. And why are you talking about you and him hooking up? Like after all these years and you know, he’s married now and he already did them dirty once. You bet. Oh, Sean, run up on you. Like, uh, who was that total? [00:42:00] They pulled up to this duty,

[00:42:02] Kim: [00:42:02] like put up Wendy, they have ratchet ass husband came out, like what?

[00:42:06] Y’all what’s up, which I go, Oh, that was funny. That was in the show. The

[00:42:13] Donyetta: [00:42:13] movie. Yeah. I don’t know why she thought that was a good idea to disclose that information. Was very hurtful. I believe.

[00:42:20] Kim: [00:42:20] Wait, if I could go on forever because that will be, yeah. So many good tidbits is she, she was with Eric B from Eric B and Rakim for a little while, as she said that he asked to borrow her car, but she, you know, the one day she bought him.

[00:42:36] He borrowed it. He brung it back late and she was late for work. So she rented him a car to use a, he was supposed to break the car back and this dude kept the car for, I don’t know how long. So the rental car company is called a Wednesday. Like. Yo where’s the car she’s Eric B messed up her credit or something, but then Eric B posted something on [00:43:00] Instagram.

[00:43:00] So I’m going about me running a car and it was an old school picture of him in front of a rosewater rolls Royce with his custom tags on the plate. So I don’t know. Did they talk about

[00:43:12] Donyetta: [00:43:12] the time or put it in there when Whitney drug have fulfilled Whitney Houston, you better

[00:43:17] Kim: [00:43:17] watch what you say. Watch what the F you

[00:43:19] Donyetta: [00:43:19] say, hell yeah, they put it in there bed that

[00:43:24] Kim: [00:43:24] was ethic.

[00:43:25] And they play the original, the original audio for it. Like that was the best read ever. That would be that, but look

[00:43:33] Donyetta: [00:43:33] that age, remember we talked about aphasia was the best right. Fades or had a good

[00:43:37] Kim: [00:43:37] read, but like, well, when Whitney did that, that made us see a Whitney and a whole different light. We didn’t see, we knew she was on crack.

[00:43:45] I knew it, but we never saw it. We never saw that side of Whitney. Cause she had just tell it

[00:43:51] Donyetta: [00:43:51] was it, who was it? Barbara Walters. The

[00:43:53] Kim: [00:43:53] crack is whack. Now. She says she riches some. She did say that, but she said that

[00:43:58] Donyetta: [00:43:58] then you out here having a [00:44:00] whole meltdown on Wendy Williams and then in the. Remember how I, Bobby Brown was in the store on the reality show, dancing like David do with the, what is this?

[00:44:09] Is that, what is it? I don’t know.

[00:44:12] Kim: [00:44:12] That was like the beginning of reality shelves. They were a hot mess, but

[00:44:17] Donyetta: [00:44:17] he hit me as fast all the way out on windy.

[00:44:21] Kim: [00:44:21] If you haven’t seen the Wendy Williams biopic, watch it and watch the accompanying, uh, What’s it called? It’s like a documentary. I don’t know, interview style, whatever it is, but wash that because Wendy is like, you, you could tell she went through it with that man.

[00:44:36] Donyetta: [00:44:36] Boy, um, we got a sad one.

[00:44:42] Kim: [00:44:42] Yeah. This is pretty sad.

[00:44:45] Donyetta: [00:44:45] Rest in peace to Dustin diamond who played screech on safe by the bell. I feel like every show we do our IP last week we had, what, three of them,

[00:44:55] Kim: [00:44:55] this is crazy. Like he found that

[00:44:57] Donyetta: [00:44:57] out wow. Age where people are dying, [00:45:00] there’s old as us or older,

[00:45:02] Kim: [00:45:02] but he was only 44 and he just found out he had cancer three weeks ago and he started chemo and he’s gone.

[00:45:13] Crazy. And we grew up with screech. Say like, if you may watch say by Ben, I don’t know what you was doing on Saturdays, but I watched saved by the

[00:45:24] Donyetta: [00:45:24] bell. Oh, I’m excited about this one. Well, I don’t know. I thought I was going to be excited, but I’m going to think it through and tell you why I’m not after I tell you what it is.

[00:45:38] So Ryan Coogler. Who is the producer behind black Panther has signed a TV deal for Wakanda series. So at first I was like, Oh, I’m excited, but now I’m not because Chad with Boltzmann passed away and he’s black Panther who lives in Wakanda,

[00:45:58] Kim: [00:45:58] but what is it going to be like, [00:46:00] uh, live or is it going to be like a cartoon?

[00:46:03] It’s like,

[00:46:04] Donyetta: [00:46:04] uh, I don’t know. I think it was a five-year deal. He inked with. A five-year deal with Disney to develop a Wakanda based Disney plus series

[00:46:17] Kim: [00:46:17] now Muslim thinking.

[00:46:20] Donyetta: [00:46:20] Oh, I hope so. He’s riding the sequel to black Panther currently. Are they going to do this? I have no idea.

[00:46:28] Kim: [00:46:28] Like, because the, those movies follow the comic books, right?

[00:46:34] So they’re already written. So, how can you go on without black Panther being in the movie?

[00:46:44] Donyetta: [00:46:44] Oh, this is back in December. President of Marvel studios, Kevin. Feige announced that the superhero of Wakanda would not be recast and future projects. How black parents,

[00:46:58] Kim: [00:46:58] I want to see what they’re going to [00:47:00] do with this, because it’s not like other people haven’t played the same character before.

[00:47:04] So what I mean, I know it’s iconic in America, Spider-Man they all have different, you know, people playing a character. Double Oh seven. He’s not a comic, but how many double sevens have there been

[00:47:17] Donyetta: [00:47:17] James Bond Aegis and everybody one Tom

[00:47:20] Kim: [00:47:20] cruise one, two, no that’s mission. Impossible.

[00:47:27] even that we wanted him to be, they were rumors at that age. This was a black box. They were rumors that he was going to be the first black bond, but then never happened.

[00:47:37] Donyetta: [00:47:37] Oh, that show you how much I watched him.

[00:47:41] Kim: [00:47:41] I think Daniel Craig is still James Bond. Is he? Hmm.

[00:47:48] Donyetta: [00:47:48] Is that the guy with the accent? Like

[00:47:50] Kim: [00:47:50] the English accent?

[00:47:50] That’s the one from Australia. Like the light here at one.

[00:47:55] Donyetta: [00:47:55] I don’t know.

[00:47:57] Kim: [00:47:57] Yeah, but

[00:48:00] [00:48:00] Donyetta: [00:48:00] I’ll have to check because I have to check and see like, no, I probably won’t how the comics go. I really don’t care. Um, I just,

[00:48:12] Kim: [00:48:12] well, speaking of black Panther, your boy Killmonger, Michael B. Jordan. He has a new. Alexa

[00:48:21] Donyetta: [00:48:21] commercial baby.

[00:48:23] I watched it today.

[00:48:25] Kim: [00:48:25] I tell you if they turned my Alexa into Michael B. Jordan, I’m a head to bring Alexa into bed with me. Y’all.

[00:48:35] Donyetta: [00:48:35] Like the woman in the criminal, it redeemed him a little bit for me, but his stocks sorta went down for me in the last couple of weeks. Whew. Up

[00:48:43] Kim: [00:48:43] fan and myself, because when she says, Alexa, turn the lights off and he

[00:48:48] Donyetta: [00:48:48] takes his shirt off.

[00:48:50] I’m like they was sending the bathtub together. Y’all in the bubble bath. And did the woman’s

[00:48:56] Kim: [00:48:56] house is like, no. Alexa put the lights back on it.

[00:49:00] [00:48:59] Donyetta: [00:48:59] No, when she’s like, Alexa, turn the sprinklers on. Oh God,

[00:49:03] Kim: [00:49:03] look, Alexa just turned my lights on. You

[00:49:05] Donyetta: [00:49:05] see this? Yeah, we got to stop saying that

[00:49:07] Kim: [00:49:07] word turned the lights off.

[00:49:11] Donyetta: [00:49:11] When he told a L E X a to turn on the sprinklers and her husband’s like, it’s getting too wet around

[00:49:20] Kim: [00:49:20] Alexa,

[00:49:20] Donyetta: [00:49:20] turn the sprinklers off. Stop saying a word. See,

[00:49:28] Kim: [00:49:28] you can say her whole house. She listens to everything. Oh yeah. If y’all, haven’t seen this commercial, I’m gonna need you to go to Michael B Jordan’s Instagram page and look at his Alexa commercial.

[00:49:43] Cause I watched it like three times and I was just like fanning myself. I was getting hot, just watching it like, Whoa, is this

[00:49:50] Donyetta: [00:49:50] a super

[00:49:50] Kim: [00:49:50] bowl commercial? It says his big goal. So maybe it is for the super bowl.

[00:49:56] Donyetta: [00:49:56] Super bowl is a Sunday. I don’t know who’s playing. [00:50:00] Where is it? I have questions. I don’t know. I just been over here decorating and eating y’all I don’t want this Sunday and I don’t know where they’re playing at.

[00:50:12] I’m chairing for the Kansas city chiefs. Um,

[00:50:17] Kim: [00:50:17] Y yeah,

[00:50:20] Donyetta: [00:50:20] um, a lady that I used to work with at, uh, I’m not gonna tell y’all where I used to work has two sons that are in the NFL, Travis, Kelsey, and Jason Kelsey. And so Travis Kelsey plays for the Kansas city chiefs and Jason Kelsey plays for the pics. Ooh. Mm, he has a Superbowl ring.

[00:50:42] She has two sons, a Superbowl rings, hold on. And I’ve met both of them in person. They came by the office one day. And they’re so nice, but their mom is nice too. Jason Kelsey plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. So she has two sons with two super [00:51:00] bowl rings. And when I tell y’all she is the most humble person I’ve ever met.

[00:51:03] Like, if you didn’t have common sense, you wouldn’t know. Wow. Um, and so if either of her sons plays in the super bowl, like us as like former coworkers that are all still friends and consider ourselves families, we always cheer for her son’s teams. Oh, way down to the last topic. 

[00:51:22] Kim: [00:51:22] this weekend

[00:51:25] Donyetta: [00:51:25] just told you

[00:51:31] about it. I don’t know

[00:51:32] Kim: [00:51:32] what’s going on with sports. I have no idea.

[00:51:38] Donyetta: [00:51:38] We just talked about it for 10 minutes.

[00:51:40] Kim: [00:51:40] I think it was the last sports program. I watch

[00:51:43] Donyetta: [00:51:43] super bowl last year. Cause that was February. And then we had to go inside of March and it was

[00:51:48] Kim: [00:51:48] probably just a halftime show. Cause I didn’t watch the game.

[00:51:52] Donyetta: [00:51:52] Who was it last year? J-Lo was that last year? I think. Cause the Kansas city chiefs played because me [00:52:00] and all my.

[00:52:01] Uh, family slash coworkers got together and we all purposely cheered for the Kansas city chiefs, I think. Yeah. And she bought Shakira out there.

[00:52:13] Kim: [00:52:13] Remember? Yeah. 

[00:52:17] Donyetta: [00:52:17] and they did that night to Puerto Rico where it was the American flag, but then they also had a Puerto Rican flag because y’all be acting like Puerto Rico is not a part of the United States of America.

[00:52:26] Kim: [00:52:26] It’s a cop, it’s a Commonwealth.

[00:52:29] Donyetta: [00:52:29] But still like, they just like throw Puerto Rico over there. Like it’s just like some red headed stepchild

[00:52:37] Kim: [00:52:37] they do. And y’all could go there without even seeing y’all.

[00:52:43] Donyetta: [00:52:43] Yes. I’ll say I might be in Puerto Rico next month. We gone.

[00:52:48] Kim: [00:52:48] Say, listen, I’m scared to catch Kobe when I’m out and I can’t come back home.

[00:52:54] Donyetta: [00:52:54] Yes. What I’m gonna do Puerto Rico. I’m supposed to go on a birthday trip, not my birthday though, but I was [00:53:00] invited on a birthday trip.

[00:53:02] Kim: [00:53:02] But Puerto Rico is pretty boring. I’ve been there. It’s so beautiful.

[00:53:08] Donyetta: [00:53:08] It really is. I have to go and lay on the beach. This is my vacation agenda. I wake up and I start drinking because I’m going to have a mimosa.

[00:53:16] I’m going to have a coffee too, but I asked for water. Coffee mimosa coffee.  yes, mimosa. Then I proceed to the beach where we go ahead and take pictures before we keep eating and drinking. So we can take sledge photographs before our stomach starts to balloon. Okay.

[00:53:37] Kim: [00:53:37] Too much.

[00:53:38] Donyetta: [00:53:38] Well, I still got a C and then we proceed to order more drinks.

[00:53:45] If I do all-inclusive resorts, I want to drink like top shelf. So bring me like the Don Julio. Because I’d like to do shots of tequila, preferably over shots of vodka. Then I like to drink vodka, tonics or gin and tonics. See, I can mix [00:54:00] mine and still walk on a straight line, but everybody who’d be going on vacation with me.

[00:54:04] I be telling y’all if y’all want to party with Barbie. You gotta, you gotta practice. I’m a pro at this thing. And so then I eat lunch on the beach. I take a nap. It’s probably a drunken that by that point, cause we’ve been doing shots and vodka, tonics, or gin and tonics. Yeah. I’d say like two or three maps.

[00:54:22] And then like, I go to my hotel room. I might take a nap. It depends on how many shots I had. I might miss my dinner reservation and then I wake up the next day or a beat I’m done like zip lining and stuff like that. But I usually come back from vacation tired. And now

[00:54:37] Kim: [00:54:37] then you can’t go on trips with me.

[00:54:39] They don’t be on the go. I got shit to do. I got to see stuff. I need to see the country.

[00:54:46] Donyetta: [00:54:46] I’m going to see the country at the beach. Oh, that’s another Allen over there. I wonder how they do it, but look, Puerto

[00:54:52] Kim: [00:54:52] Rico, all they have is the Bacardi factory, which can you even tour now? Because it’s um, probably COVID [00:55:00] they have a beautiful rain forest.

[00:55:03] I did make it there, but it’s like

[00:55:05] Donyetta: [00:55:05] a run through the city. Cause I was a runner back then. Oh, skinny bitch

[00:55:10] Kim: [00:55:10] through old San Juan and stuff. They have that and they run it through old San Juan and they have casinos down there, which are they even open right now?

[00:55:20] Donyetta: [00:55:20] My hotel was a casino

[00:55:22] Kim: [00:55:22] and that’s it. There’s nothing to do in Porter.

[00:55:24] Like what is there to do? We

[00:55:26] Donyetta: [00:55:26] did a rum tasting, but we didn’t go to the Bacardi factory

[00:55:31] Kim: [00:55:31] cause that you have to take, um, it’s one Island. So you take the ferry over to, to it. And that’s what I did when I went there, there was like won the

[00:55:41] Donyetta: [00:55:41] rum tasting and the beach and the casino. That was enough for me. The only time I’ve gone hard on vacation is baby.

[00:55:47] When I went to Vegas and I remember we landed like 10 30, Vegas time. So that means what time was in Atlanta, 1121, three in the morning, three bed [00:56:00] bed. So I got off that plane. It was a Starbucks across the street from the hotel. I got some Starbucks, the Louis Vuitton store was still open and I went out and treated myself to a wallet and I was drinking so much coffee.

[00:56:11] I’m surprised I got kidneys, but that’s the only time I’ve gone hard.

[00:56:15] Kim: [00:56:15] So we talked about Wendy Williams. Now he had to talk about funk flat. If you’re from the tri-state area, you grew up on Wendy Williams and fucking massive flags, like afternoon on a radio. We listened to flex since I was a kid. This is how long for massive flex has been on radio, but this full, let

[00:56:32] Donyetta: [00:56:32] me clear my throat guy.

[00:56:34] Kim: [00:56:34] Now he’s the one that drops bombs.

[00:56:40] Donyetta: [00:56:40] I was thinking of, let me clear my throat then. Dah, dah, dah, dah, fuck. Master flax have mercy Bay. I hope you don’t mind.

[00:56:50] Kim: [00:56:50] Okay. But let me tell y’all funk flags. Was on the radio snitchin. Okay. He said he, he got light bulbs, such fuck [00:57:00] flexors to be a big dude. Now, I don’t know how he lost weight. He lost weight, but then he got liposuction, but he was dropping names of other dudes in the industry who got liposuction as well.

[00:57:14] Why would you do that? I got audio just because

[00:57:17] Donyetta: [00:57:17] I thought everyone did now. I can’t say I seen, but I can say, you know, I did,

[00:57:24] Kim: [00:57:24] uh,

[00:57:26] Donyetta: [00:57:26] to my knowledge like Drake and Kanye and LL and people like that, that that’s what they were doing when I, when, when I called and I got in touch with the guy who did it for me, I was

[00:57:43] Kim: [00:57:43] recommended

[00:57:43] Donyetta: [00:57:43] because currently.

[00:57:45] Current football players and current boxers go to him, football players, go on and get

[00:57:49] Kim: [00:57:49] it.

[00:57:51] Donyetta: [00:57:51] I went public

[00:57:52] Kim: [00:57:52] with they just because football wait. So he named Drake,

[00:57:58] Donyetta: [00:57:58] Kanye [00:58:00] LL.

[00:58:02] Kim: [00:58:02] What was that? The person he said, and then he just had football players and stuff, but you know what? I believe it. Because I do

[00:58:11] Donyetta: [00:58:11] believe it, but

[00:58:13] Kim: [00:58:13] snitches get stitches.

[00:58:14] Why you snitching flags? Like, come on, come on. And

[00:58:17] Donyetta: [00:58:17] I don’t know, Drake and kayak might not, but I hope Ella whoop yo ass. I think he could. And he’s probably about that. Like, like why would you like put somebody’s business out there like that? Just worry about why you were

[00:58:30] Kim: [00:58:30] fat. You know what, because he’s trying to make it okay.

[00:58:32] He doesn’t want to seem like the odd man now. So he wants to throw everyone on

[00:58:35] Donyetta: [00:58:35] the bus. I don’t have nothing else to do cause DJs ain’t in right now. And he got to find some way to get on TMZ. That’s just shady business,

[00:58:43] Kim: [00:58:43] you know, why? And I never liked Funkmaster flex because he he’s, he is shady. He has always been shady.

[00:58:51] You know, he he’s the one that played at Nicki Minaj along with Tracy. I

[00:58:55] Donyetta: [00:58:55] was just about to ask you

[00:58:56] Kim: [00:58:56] if that was him. And she ended up having to pay chase chairman 500,000. He the [00:59:00] one that played the song.

[00:59:03] Donyetta: [00:59:03] Can she Sue him and

[00:59:04] Kim: [00:59:04] make him pay her back, but she had to pay, well, she probably gave him the song. I said, I played this.

[00:59:10] Hey,

[00:59:10] Donyetta: [00:59:10] it’s so shady.

[00:59:12] Kim: [00:59:12] Boom. He is shady. He, he is like, I need you to retire flags. Like you’ve been on the radio since I was 10. Since I was 10 and give someone else a chance, like who are you to put other people’s business out in the street? Like

[00:59:29] Donyetta: [00:59:29] I wanna, you know, cause people aren’t talking about it cause it’s their damn business.

[00:59:33] If you want to make it a norm, talk about what you

[00:59:34] Kim: [00:59:34] did. Exactly. And I want to see y’all do you got a six pack? I won’t see. As you work away at flags. I really don’t, but I want to see why you felt the me snitch on everybody else with jello 

[00:59:46] Donyetta: [00:59:46] head. Cause he looked like a little chipmunk in the face.

[00:59:49] Kim: [00:59:49] Connie put on some pounds girl.

[00:59:52] And

[00:59:52] Donyetta: [00:59:52] LL Ben buff. I’m not saying that he didn’t, but he probably didn’t have to, if he did cause LL they’re fine. Since he was lady [01:00:00] love. Cool James. And he was a teenager rapper rapping with will Smith. Like when they used to do battles, baby LL Ben fine with his little Kango hat and his Adidas pants. And he had no shirt round away, girl, when I’m alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my flags.

[01:00:21] Snitches get

[01:00:21] Kim: [01:00:21] stitches by flag. All right. We have reached the ends of the shell. We want to thank you guys for tuning in with us this week.

[01:00:33] Donyetta: [01:00:33] Make sure that you follow us on all the socials. We are Le Twins Experience on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram, and on Twitter, we are Le Twins EXP

[01:00:44]Kim: [01:00:44] And if you ordered our second drop of your back on your bullshit merge, you should have it by now.

[01:00:50] If you don’t have it yet. It should be in your mailbox in the next couple of days. If it’s not then blame USPS don’t blame us.

[01:00:58] Donyetta: [01:00:58] No. What they do with that after [01:01:00] it’s gone in the mail, you

[01:01:01] Kim: [01:01:01] above me now you should have as soon. And thank you again for continuing to support us. We appreciate you. And we will catch up on the next one.

[01:01:18] I always got, do a little shimmy at the end.

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